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My Drunk Kitchen 203: Hannah Hart Eats an MRE, Talks About Something More Interesting

on March 9, 2012

Hannah Hart posted a video of herself kind of sort of attempting to maybe eat an MRE while getting absolutely wasted, and I learned that MRE stands for "Meal, Ready to Eat," and everyone had a great day. Also, her hair looks really good in this, despite being really drunk, so props to her.

In other news, if anyone knows where she got her shark shirt, I will reward them with Tina Fey gifs and gratitude.

Additionally, if you would like to laugh like a crazy person and feel the worst second-hand awkwardness of your life, Harto was also on "Let's Talk About Something More Interesting." This is actually the best thing I've seen in a very long time.

29 responses to “My Drunk Kitchen 203: Hannah Hart Eats an MRE, Talks About Something More Interesting”

You get vertigo
March 9, 2012 at 6:20 am Permalink Reply

I’ve been staring at the word on her shark t shirt for a while now, which is coincidentally around her chest area, but am still unable to discern what it is…probably because it’s around her chest area.

Intern Grace, can I still get a gif for my ‘effort’?

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1. Intern Grace (member)
  March 9, 2012 at 7:26 am Permalink Reply
  
  How about a Jane Krakowski consolation prize?
  
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  1. You get vertigo
    March 9, 2012 at 8:36 am Permalink Reply
    
    Thank you!! *hugs gif and never let go*
    
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Willis (member)
March 9, 2012 at 6:38 am Permalink Reply Report user

Ok, the shirt definitely says Bolinas California. Unfortunately Google didn’t help me find the shirt so that’s about all of the information that I can provide you with.

Also, “I kinda like it cause it tastes like it’s been chewed before.”

Oh Harto, I love you.

And that second video made my day. Looooove it. The best awkwardness ever.

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1. Intern Grace (member)
  March 9, 2012 at 8:26 am Permalink Reply
  
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carrie (member)
March 9, 2012 at 6:44 am Permalink Reply

The Let’s Talk About Something More Interesting clip was hilarioussss!

“Do you have any after school activities besides being a lesbian?”
“I’m also full time white.”

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1. Shannon (member)
  March 9, 2012 at 8:55 am Permalink Reply Report user
  
  My co-worker and I were quoting these two lines to each other all afternoon yesterday. THE BEST.
  
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foain
March 9, 2012 at 6:53 am Permalink Reply

I’m pretty sure it says “Bolinas – California”. Hope that helps!

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foain
March 9, 2012 at 6:54 am Permalink Reply

But someone beat me to it…

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Rush (member)
March 9, 2012 at 7:01 am Permalink Reply Report user

The Let’s Talk About Something More Interesting clip was the best! Harto’s drunkenness is getting kinda old, it’s nice to know she can crack jokes sober too. Also, I’m definitely going to subscribe to Let’s Talk About….because they are hilarious!

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Cobra Bubbles (member)
March 9, 2012 at 7:39 am Permalink Reply Report user

I love the smudge of dirt on her cheek in the first video

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Hana (member)
March 9, 2012 at 8:57 am Permalink Reply Report user

Bolinas is a little surfing town in the North Bay, and as such, they have a complicated relationship with sharks. I’m guessing the shirt is from one of their surf shops?

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1. Intern Grace (member)
  March 9, 2012 at 9:00 am Permalink Reply
  
  Thank you!
  
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macmac89 (member)
March 9, 2012 at 9:06 am Permalink Reply Report user

Just wanna say for the record that you’re supposed to put the meal IN the heater bag before you eat it, not just heat up the bag and wait for it to possibly explode while you eat cold MRE entree. In case…anyone cares.

ALSO. If you get wheat snack bread and someone else got crackers, trade that shit. And then put the peanut butter on the crackers. And if you didn’t get peanut butter, trade everything else away until you get some. Trust me, people.

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1. macmac89 (member)
  March 9, 2012 at 9:12 am Permalink Reply Report user
  
  I’M AN MRE EXPERT. Sadly.
  
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2. Brittany (member)
  March 9, 2012 at 9:46 am Permalink Reply Report user
  
  I came here to say the same thing.
  Except if you have the chocolate peanut butter and peanut m&ms, you better be prepared to fight to the death to keep that shit.
  
  Don’t be sad I also scored expert on MREs. I have the badge and everything. Eating them 3 times a day for a year or so will do that to ya.
  
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  1. macmac89 (member)
    March 9, 2012 at 12:53 pm Permalink Reply Report user
    
    Damn, I wish there were an MRE badge. I would get expert just because of my trading skills. I’ve started forgoing the entrees altogether and just gathering as much of the other shit as I can. Half the time, I’ll end up with three packs of crackers, two peanut butters, a biscuit, and nut mix. Ta-da, way better than maple sausage.
    
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    1. cavedueller (member)
      March 10, 2012 at 9:16 pm Permalink Reply Report user
      
      My co-workers and I used to trade MRE bits. It usually worked out pretty well because for every given MRE food, at least one of us didn’t hate it.
      
      Except the chicken. We all agreed that stuff was nasty.
      
      Also, we were in Florida, in the summer, and kept the MREs in the back of a pickup. Thus, the heaters were redundant and we mostly used them to blow up soda bottles.
      
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LurkymcLurk
March 9, 2012 at 10:21 am Permalink Reply

*actually has a box of MRE’s sitting in her trunk*

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Willis (member)
March 9, 2012 at 2:52 pm Permalink Reply Report user

i have a serious question for you guys. is the fact that the second video kinda made me fall in love with milana indicative of my tendency to be attracted to crazy women or can i chalk it up to how hilarious she was?

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kd15 (member)
March 9, 2012 at 3:55 pm Permalink Reply Report user

The second-hand awkwardness in that other video was off the charts levels of awkwardness

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Charlie
March 9, 2012 at 4:39 pm Permalink Reply

Did Harto suddenly develop an agressive lisp? I never remember her having one ever before and now it’s bothering me…Am I a bad person?

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Tory (member)
March 9, 2012 at 4:53 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Anyone else disappointed that we didn’t get to hear how many of her fans she has fucked as previewed at the end of my drunk kitchen?

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1. gen y non-winner (member)
  March 9, 2012 at 5:27 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  Right!? I can’t tell if her face says, “OMG NONE” or “SO MANY I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE ASKING THIS QUESTION!”
  
  Thoughts?
  
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  1. bookbound (member)
    March 10, 2012 at 10:00 pm Permalink Reply Report user
    
    I think they should ask her again after A-Camp…
    
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Sara A (member)
March 9, 2012 at 7:29 pm Permalink Reply Report user

The best way I can articulate a response to MDK this week is to repeat what I said to a friend of mine about it:

At 1:45 there’s a close-up of her chest. Yes. Yes, please keep showing us your chest. No! No, don’t move away!

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Chelsea
March 12, 2012 at 9:29 pm Permalink Reply

For a span of about two years I would challenge at least one person to a pushup contest every time I got drunk. It still happens now but like way less consistently.

Anyway the main point of this comment is that Hannah Hart and I are clearly meant to be best friends/soulmates.

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Laura (member)
March 15, 2012 at 3:50 pm Permalink Reply

i have no idea what the premise behind “let’s talk about something more interesting” is but that was HYSTERICAL.

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mandy (member)
March 24, 2012 at 12:04 pm Permalink Reply Report user

let’s talk about something more interesting is probably the best youtube vid i’ve seen in a looong time

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