I’ve lived in Massachusetts my whole life… so many people have told me I’m a traitor because I prefer Starbucks. DUNKS ISN’T THAT GOOD, PEOPLE.

Britney Spears

the giant poster
of Britney Spears in my room
should have tipped them off

Wait. I thought Raven didn’t come out. Did I miss something? My reputation as an avid consumer of queer culture is at stake here!

Because straight bars are filled with creepy cismen who sketchily follow women around instead of respectfully hitting on them, in my experience.

So basically because of the patriarchy.

Messed Up makes me want to grab Sara Quin and cuddle with her forever and never let go.

Everytime I start researching grad schools I end up listening to “Help I’m Alive” by Metric on repeat.

Megan Rapinoe responded to Ann Coulter on twitter, because Pinoe is the best.

This gave me a lot of feelings, and I didn’t even grow up queer in a small town (I live in Massachusetts and didn’t come out until college)

Thank you.

I laugh when I’m really nervous so when I came out to one of my friends she told me something like “get the fuck off my bed”

don’t worry, she wasn’t mad that I’m gay, she just thought I was going to wet my […]

I giggle when I’m super nervous so came out to more than one of my friends laughing hysterically. This led to one friend not realizing I was being serious and another screaming “GET OFF MY BED!” (she then told me […]

My roommate works at an ice cream shop that Scott Brown frequents every summer and talks all the time about how he doesn’t tip. So Rachel, your instincts were right.

Nothing riles me up about US foreign policy more than listening to State Radio’s entire discography.

Also the song Mr. Larkin by them which isn’t about foreign policy but whatever.

My friend and I played a drinking game while playing this: “Drink everytime you see a minority on the screen”

After awhile we were still sober and it was boring so we amended the definition of minority to […]

…And meanwhile in the US we only have dead white guys on our money.

30. Assume the food you leave in the fridge will still be there in the morning

I’m drunk and read that as “Toaster Femme” and now I want to know where to get my free toaster for being femme-ish.

This article made me have a lot of feelings. I still don’t really know where I stand because I only wear combat boots and recently chopped off all my hair, but as soon as it gets hot outside I’m the first one to […]

Don’t worry! You can definitely pee during the ten minute break afte the first two hours

I literally took the GRE yesterday. Good luck and remember that if the questions are getting harder you’re doing it right!

Also don’t be surprised when they won’t even let you take your Chapstick into the testing room