“While ‘I don’t give a fuck’ is usually regarded as a dismissive and potentially offensive remark of nonchalance, it has also become my personal mantra of living. And although not giving a fuck about anything may cause a serious lack of productivity and occasional bouts of unfriendliness, I am slowly but surely learning that it’s not just about not giving a fuck, but rather where and when it is proper for the fucks to be distributed.”

“In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.”

“There’s too many people you used to know, they see you coming, they see you go. They know your secrets, you know theirs. This town is crazy, nobody cares.”