|About Me||Oh, time for this section. Hm. Well, I'm kind of a nerd – I like gaming and reading. I also like knitting and other crafty things (though I'm not very good at it, so I have a lot of tiny hats).|
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|Looking For||Queer Friends in my Area, Queer Friends on the Internet, Queer Friends to Make Out With, A Girlfriend|
What I Like
Earth's Children series, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and its sequels, Ender series, Deathstalker series (what can I say? I like getting super-attached to characters), Flowers for Algernon, The Neverending Story, and Guns, Germs, and Steel, among others
|Favorite Queer Books||
Confessions of a Failed Southern Lady (!), Tipping the Velvet
Uhm…if it has to do with nature or social sciences, it will almost certainly be my favorite!
|Favorite TV Shows|
I like everything that doesn't twang.
|Favorite Quotes||From mah Facebooks: "Well, they were a bit…bitey." – Shaun of the Dead "La pire chose que tu peux entendre lorsque tu es entrain de faire l'amour c'est: Chéri, je suis de retour…" "I'm as gay as a pickle basket!" The World According to Caboose: Lady Donut: I love Caboose and yet I'm still afraid of him. Sarge: in a pirate voice Arrgh. I be havin' a southern accent. Yorgh. Lady Donut: My favorite thing is pretty dresses. Sarge: Argh. I got termites in me leg. Church: And that is not a southern accent. Sarge: Arr. Lady Donut: Do you have any tampons? Hooker: Hi. I'm Candy. Kurgan: Of course you are… - Highlander "It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an angel gets set on fire."- "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey "What are you gonna do with those pies, boys?" - Some guy who is about to be killed with creme pies by the Killer Klowns from Outer Space "Oh I know what you're thinkin' Pat: Is he gonna kill me too? The answer is I don't know. Killin' is a special thing. A special thing you do when you want someone to DIE" – Nice Pete, Achewood Comics "While cooking at home, Kelley noticed one of her multi-colored spoons she had always taken for granted. She waved it under Bob's nose, saying it would make a beautiful knitting needle. Bob was dubious, which was all Kelley needed to spur her on to investigate." – an advertisement for knitting needles "Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" – "Ozymandias" by Percy Bysshe Shelley "I like my women like I like my cars! Freshly waxed, with a GPS tracking system" – Dinosaur Comics|
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Who I Am
|Virtues||Patience, sense of humor, intelligence, my pretty eyes!|
|Vices||My patience is not all-encompassing, and I smoke a lot of pot.|
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