We're born naked, the rest is drag – Rupaul

From Parks & Recreation:
"This is my boyfriend Derek, and this is Derek's boyfriend Ben.
Derek is gay but he's straight for me but he's gay for Ben, and Ben is really gay for Derek and I hate Ben. It's not that complicated."

"All I can say is: I wasn't just having sex. I was making love. To a beautiful woman. And her boyfriend. And a third person whose name I never learned.
Furthermore, it was wrong of me to say I was building houses for the underpriviledged when I was actually having fourway sex in a cave in Brazil.
In my defense, it was my birthday, and I really wanted to do it."

From Girl on the Bridge:
"C'est marrant hein, comme les gens peuvent avoir l'air raide amoureux en l'étant pas du tout. C'est un truc qui doit être facile à imiter."

From Away We Go
"Babies like to breathe, and they’re good at hiding it. I put a pillow over a baby. I thought she wasn’t breathing, but she was. She was sneaky, but I’ll try again."

From Scrubs
"I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it."
"By the by, this moment is so great that I would cheat on that other moment with it, marry it, and raise a family of tiny little moments."