The Basics
| Name | Maria |
| Age | 24 |
| Location | |
| About Me | Punk Barbie Leeds graduate living in London. Queer, hairy, and feminist. Keen on education and eliminating kyriarchy. Lord of the Rings is my god damn jam. Nothing on the internet is funnier than animalstalkinginallcaps.com. My favourite vegetable is a sweet potato. I love Nicki Minaj. I go running. I wish I spoke better French. I like people who are easily amused, contemplative, who accept difference and detect bullshit accurately. I try to keep the same qualities in myself, but sometimes I'm plain serious, bitchy and neurotic. So it goes.. |
| Check All That Apply | |
| Looking For | Queer Friends in my Area, Queer Friends on the Internet, Queer Friends to Make Out With |
| Religion/Spirituality/Philosophy | http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7zz62Sbll1qgb5p1o1_500.gif |
What I Like
| Favorite Writers | |
| Favorite Books | The Lord of the Rings – Jazz – Tipping The Velvet – Confessions of Georgia Nicholson – Island – Immortality – Sati. |
| Favorite Queer Books | |
| Favorite Movies | Hero, Schindler's List, Empire Records, Brokeback Mountain, Clerks, Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back, 12 Angry Men, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Evita, Batman Begins, But I'm A Cheerleader, Princess Mononoke, Howl's Moving Castle, I'm Not There, Mean Girls, Little Miss Sunshine, Superbad, Into The Wild, The Odd Couple, Bound. |
| Favorite Documentaries | I don't really watch any unless I've got someone to watch them with and comment on all the animals with – I'll suggest that David Attenborough makes epic pretty much any documentary he deigns to lend his comforting tones to. |
| Favorite TV Shows | The L Word (oh cliche), Spaced, Black Books, Green Wing, BUFFY, Fawlty Towers, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Being Human. |
| Favorite Music | Bob Dylan, Joanna Newsome, Patrick Wolf, Bruce Springsteen, The Distillers, Otis Redding, Lady Gaga, Marilyn Manson, Britney Spears, The Dresden Dolls, The Killers, Regina Spektor, Coeur de Pirate, Nas, Martha Wainwright, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Pink, Lupe Fiasco, Bikini Kill, Aretha Franklin, Wu-Tang Clan, Raekwon, Angus and Julia Stone, The Indelicates, Gravy Train!!!!, Adele, Van Morrison, Andrew Bird, Nicki Minaj. |
| Favorite Sandwich | |
| Favorite Thing to Autostraddle | |
| Favorite Quotes | I'm in love with the hook upon which everyone hangs. Man deþ swa he byþ þonne he mot swa he wile "I get it, Terry. You have a mustache, you are the Male Gaze, let's move on." (unknown genius) "As with many (ahem) things in life, enthusiasm often makes up for skill." (effingdykes) "Balls to aspiration, it's a tosser's mirage." (Charlie Brooker) “Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.” "Write. No amount of self-inflicted misery, altered states, black pullovers or being publicly obnoxious will ever add up to your being a writer. Writers write. On you go." Shame is the lie someone told you about yourself. |
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Who I Am
| Virtues | honest, thoughtful, easily amused |
| Vices | argumentative, irritable, sometimes shy |
| Are You Out To Your.... | Member(s) of Immediate Family, Close Friends, All Friends, School/Work |
| Preferred Underpants | Traditional Girl's Underpants |