IM HERE CELIA GAWDD

OH HAYYYYY ANNAAAA

I know, right? Real reason why conservatives don’t let us get married: our PhD’s in cliterology. ayyooo

And apparently he also masturbates in the street, in his underwear, while vandalizing cars, in the morning.
YAYYYY!!!!

http://rt.com/usa/news/kony-2012-arrested-masturbating-777/

I read this on my phone this morning…and even though I was heartbroken by Obama’s nanny, I was also just so outraged at the blatant ignorance that the writer demonstrates with outdated, offensive terminology. […]

I would totally watch DogTV…like, for myself. Not my dog.

She covers Tegan and Sara songs…my heart exploded like, 238442859348923479327238329847 […]

Thank god I’m not the only one. The fact that the editor-in-chief of Autostraddle knows just as much about Buffy as I do makes me feel way better about myself.

SANTANA!! She could be my bad influence any day…

I was wondering if it was vegetarian too, so I clicked on the link. And whaddaya know, bacon lube IS vegetarian!
Even though it’s vegetarian, though, I am still super weirded out by the idea that somewhere in […]

I’m so surprised that Toni Morrison, Virginia Woolf, and Eileen Myles weren’t on this list.
Someone needs to make a new list.

That’s true. Did you know that Autostraddle comes up on the Google news feed? That always makes me smile

I’m actually so surprised that all of those idiotic comments came Autostraddlers.
COME ON YOU GUYS.
well, 26 of you guys, anyway.