‘Ladies, ladies, you too can have a beautiful female draped across your bed, eagerly anticipating your arrival. Speak to Loveshtoned and learn the simply complicated art of womanising, she’s heading to NYC and LA soon. So lock up your wives and girlfriends and go buy her a drink. You never know, you might get more [...]

Good thinking, that outspoken midget needed to be silenced.

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