HEY TEXAS SHOWED UP ON A MAP OF GOOD THINGS

hooray

i need it to come back. did they even give it an ending?

not sure what an almost parrot looks like.

do grow wings, or just repeat things obnoxiously?

my monk parrot talks like lil jon, so maybe lil jon is almost a parrot.

If you’re at the club, they’ll ask you to squeeze them. And if they can squueze yours.

Straight chicks are so weird.

I’m guilty of staring at girls. But I just got a job delivering pizzas and the way men react to me has gotten to the point that my boss has told me that I need to start carrying a gun. I’ve had guys yelling at me, pulling up beside me, calling me bane and the [...]

My pride pic is on here!!!! AHHHHH BEST DAY EVER!!!!!

I can’t start college til next semester so til then I am a pizza delivery boi by day/living my life as a key dollar sign ha song by night (my mom called just to tell me about that last part)

Working out pretty awesomely I must say.

But if I met my girlfriend on autostraddle then its real, right?

RIGHT??

Why is that cat dressed like Rachel Berry?

Probably because Brittany is such a Trendsetter.

i shit plaid at least once a month.

sidenote: if you eat rainbow sherbert from tcby, you can shit a rainbow.

not like i have experience or anything.

selena gomez likes me.

#fingerscrossed.

also he looks like a baby rachel maddow.

he reminds me of mr clean/howie mandell or however you spell it.

read the linked thing and you’ll see.

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the biebs is one hot lesbo.

he’s confusing my sexuality. what happens when more boys decide to look like him?

HOW WILL I KNOW WHO TO HAVE SEX WITH THEN

butch strippers sounds hot as hell. i need to gtfo of texas asap.

i preordered that shit forever ago and when that popped up on my news feed i flipped shit. it’s gonna get gay up in thurrr

i don’t understand the blaming process at all. it’s messy and useless and doesn’t bring him back. we had a trans woman at my school that acted a lot like how larry did (i know you want me, stuff like that) but she had enough money to make sure the school let her dress the [...]

this would happen when i’m not within a couple hours drive from there.

also my truck only goes backwards. so even if i was closer, i couldn’t go. have fun for me!