The Basics
| Name | hedonist |
| Age | nineeeteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen |
| Location | |
| About Me | Lit/Socio nerd. |
| Check All That Apply | |
| Looking For | Queer Friends in my Area, Queer Friends on the Internet |
| Relationship Status | Forever Alone |
| Religion/Spirituality/Philosophy |
What I Like
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| Favorite Thing to Autostraddle | |
| Favorite Thing on Autostraddle.com |
Who I Am
| Virtues | my virtues are virtually existent. |
| Vices | see: username |
| Are You Out To Your.... | Close Friends |