An office low on light and high on disgruntled employees and killer robots.. and doughnuts.
|About Me||I roll around an office on a computer chair, occasionally ricocheting off walls and causing fast-paced trolley persons to explode by running into bushes. Some of my signature phrases include 'suck swivel, scumbag!'. I was one of the best things about the 90s. Not gonna lie. (sidenote: changed profile picture may make this whole 'About Me' lose substantial relevance)|
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They see me rollin'… they hatin'.
What I Like
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My own. I'm quite the quotable guy.
'Suck swivel, scumbag'
'Eat staples, electrode breath'
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Who I Am
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