HarryTheHandsomeExecutive

The Basics

Name

HarryTheHandsomeExecutive

About Me

Location

An office low on light and high on disgruntled employees and killer robots.. and doughnuts.

About Me

I roll around an office on a computer chair, occasionally ricocheting off walls and causing fast-paced trolley persons to explode by running into bushes. Some of my signature phrases include ‘suck swivel, scumbag!’.

I was one of the best things about the 90s. Not gonna lie.

(sidenote: changed profile picture may make this whole ‘About Me’ lose substantial relevance as it’s all about a great computer game from the 90s tbh)

Check All That Apply

Lesbian, Gay, Queer

Religion/Spirituality/Philosophy

They see me rollin'… they hatin'.

Are You Out To Your....

Member(s) of Immediate Family, Members(s) of Extended Family, Close Friends, All Friends, School/Work, It's Complicated

What I Like

Favorite TV Shows

The Office

Favorite Music

‘They see me rollin’, they hatin’ ‘

Favorite Quotes

My own. I’m quite the quotable guy.

‘Mm, tasty’

‘Suck swivel, scumbag’

‘Eat staples, electrode breath’

Favorite Thing on Autostraddle.com

My super rolley computer chair, obvs.