Listling Without Commentary: Real L Word Recap Images Riese Asked Her Intern to Create This Season

Every week Riese e-mails me a list of images/graphics she needs for her Real L Word recaps. These are some of those very well-defined requests.

1. also can you make Sajdah's face on a Big Gulp

2. Cori & Kacy ON THE MOTHERFUCKING COUCH AGAIN

3. all the facial expressions she makes instead of saying words

4. graphic of a big ol bag of heroine?

5. Hello boobs

6. Can you compare Romi's interview in this scene to another scene because she looks way tanner?

7. Mel is the lovechild of Samantha Ronson & Lindsay Lohan, illustrate this with a graphic

8. If you could take a 'cap of Claire talking about that magazine stuff and then draw all over it to express how it makes me feel, I'd like that

9. screencap of chris crocker with LEAVE WHITNEY ALONE written on it

10. (GRAPHIC --?) - I don't know what i was thinking when I wrote that

11. somehow superimpose the skittles "taste the rainbow" on top of sajdah and that girl for when sajdah says the thing about the "rainbow coalition."

12. Shot of the tampons

13. make sure to get lots of claire crazyface

14. also in the style of last year's LA FASHION WEEK graphic could you make a graphic that says Penis Penis Man Man Sperm Man Penis Sperm Penis Penis, etc etc over and over again

15. OH MY GOD IT'S ROMI

16. "The Unicorn Couple" - a graphic where Cori & Kacy are unicorns

17. Claire handling Vivian like a monkey

18. On her knees doing a that's what she said

19. also i need a photo from episode 101 of the l word where bette & tina are in the doctors office and to get knocked up and like bette has to go down on her or whatever and it should say NOT LIKE THIS on it

20. Romi's evolving alternative lifestyle haircut (v. important graphic) DO THIS ONE FIRST

21. Journal in the bed (maybe do one with lights and stars coming out of it)

22. what happened next? i Can't remember just get some good screenshots of ittt

23. can you make a few more of sara doing her crazy sexy dance at the music video?

24. i have attached 4 pictures can you make each one of them saying "that's what she said" in a speech bubble?

25. do a few graphics where we're like "WHO IS IT" and then the graphic will be of the door and someone standing in front of it like the Kool-Aid guy, or Jenny Schecter, or the Grim Reaper or SHANE. What if it had been Shane??!!!!?!?!

26. GOd i don't know, maybe a unicorn

45 responses to “Listling Without Commentary: Real L Word Recap Images Riese Asked Her Intern to Create This Season”

lilyv (member)
July 29, 2011 at 2:45 pm Permalink Reply Report user

grace made graphics are the best thing on the block, i just hope these aren’t taking a toll on your soul

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Bren (member)
July 29, 2011 at 2:48 pm Permalink Reply

Hilarious on so many levels!

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jifener25 (member)
July 29, 2011 at 2:49 pm Permalink Reply Report user

this made me realize that intern grace is a very special person and deserve lots of ice cream.

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1. Intern Grace (member)
  July 29, 2011 at 4:36 pm Permalink Reply
  
  I’m just doing what I’m told because that’s what interns do. Riese is the one who puts in all the leg work.
  
  I appreciate all the nice things you guys said, though! I love you all.
  
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prolittering (member)
July 29, 2011 at 2:58 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Good thing Intern Grace took Riese I and II in highschool.

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1. Toby (member)
  July 29, 2011 at 9:24 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  I wish my school had offered those.
  
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Diane (member)
July 29, 2011 at 3:02 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Indentured servitude is funny!

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Carmen SanDiego (member)
July 29, 2011 at 3:37 pm Permalink Reply Report user

seems like you’re doing a good job, intern grace!

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Meer (member)
July 29, 2011 at 3:45 pm Permalink Reply Report user

OMG Hannah Hart at the door: “Butter yo shit!”

YES. BEST DOOR SURPRISE EVER.

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1. jifener25 (member)
  July 29, 2011 at 4:12 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  that just made me think that paula deen would be at the door.
  
  HEY YALL HOW BET YOU JESS LET ME BUTTER YO SCISSORS YALL
  
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  1. Intern Grace (member)
    July 29, 2011 at 4:27 pm Permalink Reply
    
    Here I made this for you.
    
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    1. kaythen (member)
      July 29, 2011 at 4:31 pm Permalink Reply Report user
      
      omg BEST
      
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    2. Emily (member)
      July 29, 2011 at 8:04 pm Permalink Reply Report user
      
      this tumblr is so good.
      
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    3. radiogirl (member)
      July 29, 2011 at 9:14 pm Permalink Reply Report user
      
      The best tumblr. Thank you Intern Grace!
      
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    4. allie (member)
      July 29, 2011 at 9:21 pm Permalink Reply Report user
      
      <3
      
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    5. Jay (member)
      July 29, 2011 at 11:14 pm Permalink Reply
      
      Oh my god lol
      
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    6. magiclovemuffin (member)
      July 30, 2011 at 1:29 am Permalink Reply Report user
      
      Best use of a “random” button ever.
      
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    7. jifener25 (member)
      July 31, 2011 at 5:37 pm Permalink Reply Report user
      
      best freaking thing ever.
      
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2. Carmen SanDiego (member)
  July 29, 2011 at 4:37 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  dumbledore is my favorite
  
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mkr (member)
July 29, 2011 at 3:51 pm Permalink Reply Report user

I think we all have a lot of feelings to draw on a screencap of Claire talking about that magazine. I don’t know if it could possibly be made big enough, even if only included were the “STFU!” submissions.

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mkr (member)
July 29, 2011 at 3:53 pm Permalink Reply Report user

also, also. You are the queen of graphics.

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Meer (member)
July 29, 2011 at 3:56 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Also you’re amazingtastic because this sounds time consuming/exhausting/hard and the trlw recaps are hilarious.

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kaythen (member)
July 29, 2011 at 4:05 pm Permalink Reply Report user

We can all experience our dream job vicariously through Intern Grace!

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riese (member)
July 29, 2011 at 4:14 pm Permalink Reply

i spelled “heroin” wrong

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1. mkr (member)
  July 29, 2011 at 4:44 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  I notice many people do. And I don’t know why, or why it bothers me.
  
  If I asked in a formspring why so many people spell heroin incorrectly it would never see the light of day, so I guess I’ll never know.
  
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  1. riese (member)
    July 29, 2011 at 6:36 pm Permalink Reply
    
    i think in this case the problem is that i send grace the list directly after watching the episode — which is ~11pm on a sunday night, and chances are good — 100% chance, actually, that I am somehow substance-altered because watching TRLW sober is just really depressing. so um, i get a little sloppayyyy
    
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    1. Carmen SanDiego (member)
      July 30, 2011 at 1:07 am Permalink Reply Report user
      
      I don’t think I’d be able to sit through that show sober. One needs to be numb to watch that.
      
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2. Lora (member)
  July 29, 2011 at 5:00 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  In the words of Liz Lemon, “You are my heroine. And by heroine, I mean ‘lady hero.’ I don’t mean I want to inject you and listen to jazz.”
  
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3. kd15 (member)
  July 29, 2011 at 6:46 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  It’s cool, it makes me think of a giant bag (like Santa’s never-ending bag of gifts) with a heroine for every situation in it. Oh gotta fight someone, up pops Mulan. Gotta keep a wolf from killing grandma, up pops Little Red Riding Hood.
  
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  1. Toby (member)
    July 29, 2011 at 9:27 pm Permalink Reply Report user
    
    Could you buy a bag of heroine(s)? Isn’t that human trafficking?
    
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Claire (member)
July 29, 2011 at 4:32 pm Permalink Reply Report user

The “who’s at the door” series is an instaclassic.

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giftedpurpose (member)
July 29, 2011 at 6:59 pm Permalink Reply Report user

‘Pinoe at the door made my life Intern Grace. You are forever in my heart!

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lo
July 29, 2011 at 8:15 pm Permalink Reply

intern grace: your dedication to this fine site has made me love it even more, and i was a pretty big fan to begin with sooooo. keep cappin’ those screens. your hilarious work here is much appreciated.

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Elle
July 29, 2011 at 10:35 pm Permalink Reply

I seriously hope she’s getting paid…

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Beth (member)
July 30, 2011 at 6:45 am Permalink Reply Report user

Lmao, excellent. The who’s at the door montage was brilliant…also, did anybody else die at the graphic of Romi and Kelsey “Plenty of Space”? bahhaha. Thanks Grace.

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1. riese (member)
  July 30, 2011 at 10:31 am Permalink Reply
  
  me: grace
  
  Grace: yes
  
  me: can i ask you to do a thing or are you calling in sick today (which is totally totally totally ok if you are)
  
  Grace: i am not calling in sick
  what do you need
  
  me: a picture of outer space with kelsey on one side and romi on the other and the word PLENTY OF SPACE in the middle
  
  Grace: mhmm i can do that
  
  me: thank you
  
  me: omg these who’s at the door things are priceless
  
  Grace: haha i’m glad you like them
  if you think of any more, they don’t take very long to do
  
  me: ilene chaiken
  
  Grace: yes!
  
  [ 8 minutes later]
  me: santana
  or emily fields
  
  Grace: both
  
  [15 minutes later]
  
  me: grace
  can you put a speech bubble next to ilene chaiken that says, “Hi, I’m Ilene Chaiken, director, producer and executive creator of Showtime’s Lowest-Rated Series The Real L Word”
  
  Grace: in her door picture?
  
  me: yes
  
  Grace: haha
  Grace: no problem
  
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  1. Beth (member)
    July 30, 2011 at 5:55 pm Permalink Reply Report user
    
    So amazing. Grace & Riese, excellent duo.
    
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  2. Intern Grace (member)
    July 31, 2011 at 9:57 am Permalink Reply
    
    via Twitter:
    autowin riese
    RT @ grrreen: remember when we sent @ gracecellis a giant bag of food from jason’s deli because she was sick and no one would feed her? that was special.
    
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Paper0Flowers (member)
July 30, 2011 at 10:58 am Permalink Reply Report user

Omigoddddd tumblr is best thing ever!! I’m glad we could help =D

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dutchdyke (member)
July 30, 2011 at 1:47 pm Permalink Reply Report user

i like your work, intern grace

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Laura (member)
July 30, 2011 at 1:53 pm Permalink Reply

grace. your graphics bring all the ladies to the yard.

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Jacob McConnell (member)
July 30, 2011 at 2:16 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Very LOLable, intern Grace

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dreapaola
August 1, 2011 at 7:58 am Permalink Reply

priceless. keep at it.

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Sarah
September 14, 2011 at 6:57 pm Permalink Reply

BEST BOSS EVER. I would love to get project requests like this. Instead… selling my soul to advertising. Whoop whoooooop.

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Indi
October 3, 2011 at 9:16 am Permalink Reply

AH intern grace captions are the best!

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