Laura’s Team Pick: WTF Should I Be For Halloween

Everyone knows that you can be anything you want on Halloween as long as it’s sexy. Sexy nurse? Clearly. Sexy corn on the cob? Of course. Sexy widespread panic? You bet your ass. If you’re still looking for a last minute costume, look no further.

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Laura

Laura is a tiny girl who wishes she were a superhero. She likes talking to her grandma on the phone and making things with her hands. Strengths include an impressive knowledge of Harry Potter, the ability to apply sociology to everything under the sun, and a knack for haggling for groceries in Spanish. Weaknesses: Chick-fil-a, her triceps, girls in glasses, and the subjunctive mood. Follow the vagabond adventures of Laura and her bike on twitter [@laurrrrita].

Laura has written 308 articles for us.

28 Comments

  1. Sexy Denebola Brachycephala. I’m totes gonna be a sexy extinct beluga whale. Wanna touch my blowhole, ladies?

  2. i got “Sexy Irish Naval Service Enlisted Rank Insignia”
    uhhhhhhh.. that’s a kind of awesome i unfortunately can’t pull off haha

  3. I got “Sexy Socialist Party of Canada”. What a joke.

    Ladies and ladies, there’s our poke at Canada for the week.

  4. I feel this deserves a comment of some shape or size, but yet it has none. None. Not even one. This fact makes me very sad. And if it makes me sad, imagine how the article / link / laura might feel?

    I hope I’m making the all of the above a little happier with this.

    And I also hope I might stop caring about the feelings of a webpage at some point tonight. Maybe.

  5. SEXY SEONGAKSAN

    Seongaksan is a mountain of Jeollabuk-do, western South Korea. It has an altitude of 1141 metres.[1]

    bring it onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

  6. Sexy Seyidlər. so, a sexy village? i donno…i just like it because it has an upside down “e”. thats fun.

  7. “Sexy Senior Project|…… then I refreshed and got “Sex euthanasia” …. I’ll see what I can do

  8. i keep getting places. i have no idea how to be a place but now i feel like this thing is calling me fat? i’m not sure how to feel about this

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