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Kristen Stewart Explains Christmas

Posted byJess

on December 7, 2011

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What do Bella from Twilight and the Virgin Mary have in common? Faux Kristen Stewart (comedian Laura MacDonald) awkwardly explains the origin of Christmas.

“One thing [eye flutter] I know about… [swallow] women who are pregnant is [hair touch] they’re like they rub their stomachs constantly. I know that because that’s how I played Bella. Like, you just rub your stomach and then you give this freaked-out look, like… [silent gasp].”

And just for shits and giggles:

17 responses to “Kristen Stewart Explains Christmas”

rocklocks (member)
December 7, 2011 at 10:48 am Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

Thank you for the LOLZ… Laura McDonald is a genius. And I posted the Christmas video to my FB, which is sure to offend numerous conservative relatives while entertaining my Twilight-hating friends. WIN.

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kitty (member)
December 7, 2011 at 10:56 am Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

Haters gonna hate, K-Stew is the bomb.

(also this video is legitimately funny)

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leah
December 7, 2011 at 11:11 am Permalink Log in to reply.

I’m so glad I got over my crush on Kristen. This is seriously so funny!

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Ali G (member)
December 7, 2011 at 11:55 am Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

bahahaa these videos pretty much made my afternoon

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Skyscraper
December 7, 2011 at 12:54 pm Permalink Log in to reply.

I’m not a fan of her acting but I do like Kristen Stewart. I also like that she’s half Australian like me My dad saw a picture of her once and asked who it was cause, “She’s pretty.” *Omar Little voice* INDEED.

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1. bookbound (member)
  December 7, 2011 at 6:04 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user
  
  liked this for the Omar Little reference. INDEED indeed.
  
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Lizz (member)
December 7, 2011 at 1:30 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

Hilarious.

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Leila (member)
December 7, 2011 at 2:53 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

I definitely thought that was ACTUALLY her for a while. I was sitting here like “d’awww, she’s so awkwar- wait a second…”

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21rvca
December 7, 2011 at 4:02 pm Permalink Log in to reply.

hahaha the 2nd video lmao i can not stop laughing!. . Thank uuu!

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Creatrix Tiara (member)
December 7, 2011 at 9:07 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

Bahahaha that declarative sentences-into-questions thing is such an Aussie trait!!
I was taken in too, but wondered when did KStew become closer to my size.

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1. Skyscraper
  December 7, 2011 at 9:28 pm Permalink Log in to reply.
  
  I know. She really IS Aussie that girl. I really ‘get’ her in an Aussie-to-Aussie way. You know what I mean I’m sure
  
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  1. Creatrix Tiara (member)
    December 8, 2011 at 3:57 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user
    
    KStew should just come back to Queensland on the excuse of visiting her mum and visit my pants instead.
    
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2. Paper0Flowers (member)
  December 8, 2011 at 2:03 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user
  
  It’s actually quite common in North America…
  
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vanessa (member)
December 7, 2011 at 11:13 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

so good.

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Remy
December 8, 2011 at 1:29 pm Permalink Log in to reply.

My friend said Bella/Kristen remind her a lot of me and I don’t know if I should be flattered or offended. I haven’t seen any films she plays in but in youtube-clips she’s either weird or it’s somebody parodying her weridness (like these clips) (brilliantly).

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Lexy
December 8, 2011 at 11:15 pm Permalink Log in to reply.

I. love. these. videos. It is uncanny how well Laura Macdonald imitates Kristen Stewart. I used to be so appalled at how bad KStew’s acting was in all of the twilight movies, but have any of you seen the most recent one, breaking dawn part 1? I was impressed. She was pretty good!!!!!

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Tamara Motola (member)
December 12, 2011 at 3:32 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

It was funny until they did the stupid Indian stereotyping…

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