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VIDEO – Julie & Brandy In Your Box Office #4: The Runaways

on April 4, 2010

Julie Goldman & Brandy have something they want you to do. They want you to go see a really, really, really good movie, and they're gonna tell you why. And it's gonna be dirty, sexy, dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty lesbian dirty, 70's.

Also this week: Brandy studies fisting, Julie saw Joan Jett at a sex club, and cocaine is better in giant freezer bags, right? Sure it is. Welcome to the raunchiest/funniest show on the entire internet:

Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard are the Matt and Ben of Lesbian Movies. They are a sensational acting/writing duo that are trying to cause a sensation with their sensational, lesbian romantic-comedy, Nicest Thing.

Since no one wants to make their movie or cast them in anything, they feel it is their duty to harshly judge everyone else’s work; based on a sliding scale of rage, bitterness, lesbianisim, and lack of any real significant training.

25 responses to “VIDEO – Julie & Brandy In Your Box Office #4: The Runaways”

Rachel (member)
April 2, 2010 at 9:48 pm Permalink Reply

can’t watch this yet but am so f*cking excited

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Heather
April 2, 2010 at 9:58 pm Permalink Reply

Pure awesomeness… so pumped for this movie.

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aggle
April 2, 2010 at 9:59 pm Permalink Reply

wow hilarious
and yeah you do kind of feel like running out of the theater to cause destruction and raise hell afterward…

glad i’m not alone on that one

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Alex! (member)
April 2, 2010 at 10:34 pm Permalink Reply Report user

I’d like to inform you that my computer is now covered in seltzer water because of those fisting sound effects. So worth it.

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1. riese (member)
  April 3, 2010 at 7:02 am Permalink Reply
  
  We did a sort of world premiere of the video in our hotel room earlier and at one point Kelsey spit up her mojito all over everything and we had to pause, wipe down, and restart, i actually think my phone is still sticky
  
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Lynne
April 2, 2010 at 10:42 pm Permalink Reply

I’m so sick and gross but this just made me so happy!! hilarious once again.

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Sarah (member)
April 2, 2010 at 11:45 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Best episode EVAR. Julie’s cheetos and cigarettes? Impressive.

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Meer (member)
April 2, 2010 at 11:53 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Omg I love the gallon ziplock bag full of coke. I was worried they would hate this movie like the others but this movie was AFUCKINGMAZING and I’m glad they think so too.

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Elizabeth (aka Elli) (member)
April 3, 2010 at 12:36 am Permalink Reply Report user

Congrats, Brandy, for learning the correct fisting technique Also, I’ve tried to see this movie 3 times already and the universe keeps thwarting my attempts.

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Megan
April 3, 2010 at 1:05 am Permalink Reply

I’m still waiting for the theater in town by my university to get it. Ah! So impatient.

Hilarious. As Always!

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stef (member)
April 3, 2010 at 2:34 am Permalink Reply Report user

god i’ve seen it twice already and i’m working on a third.
i’m so in love with it.

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1. riese (member)
  April 3, 2010 at 2:19 pm Permalink Reply
  
  the re-enactment can basically stand on its own as a very funny music video
  
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Lo
April 3, 2010 at 6:24 am Permalink Reply

“Your bush is 70′s” LOL

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Laura (member)
April 3, 2010 at 11:26 am Permalink Reply

i loved julie’s coke facepaint. i need to go see this movie!

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Rachel B (member)
April 3, 2010 at 5:38 pm Permalink Reply Report user

COME ON PRETTY BABY, KISS ME DEADLY.

Oh sorry, I was just singing with Julie at the end there.

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Rain
April 4, 2010 at 4:41 pm Permalink Reply

my fave ep so far! will definitely go see the movie.

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1. Stacy J
  April 5, 2010 at 12:43 am Permalink Reply
  
  Best episode yet! Keep em coming!
  
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New fan
April 5, 2010 at 2:42 pm Permalink Reply

I can’t imagine the Runaways flick is better than this video review. You guys are fucking awesome.

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Jamie
April 5, 2010 at 3:28 pm Permalink Reply

I love these two together! They are so funny.

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PAM-ELLA
April 6, 2010 at 11:09 am Permalink Reply

Gotta say…this was a GREAT review. I love the chemistry between these two and their witty dialogue makes me LOL!!

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Lindsey P
April 6, 2010 at 11:51 am Permalink Reply

Hey, what’s with the Justin Bieber gang bang?

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Watchdog
April 6, 2010 at 6:07 pm Permalink Reply

Loved the re-enactment so much that I am now going to see the movie!!!!!!

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nycamber2 (member)
April 7, 2010 at 12:52 am Permalink Reply Report user

i just saw this movie so i could watch this and i loved it! wanna start a rock band, lol

highlights:
1. julie being excited about smoking a cigarette
2. more brandy dancing please
3. brandy’s fisting demonstration and julie’s BOOM BOOM = amazing
4. it made lesbian stuff look real delicious – highlight
5. i want to lick coke off your body = amazing

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Ell
April 16, 2010 at 1:18 am Permalink Reply

I can’t wait to get to see this movie- hope it’s as good as this hilarious review! (And, hypothetically of course… If someone had happened to see Joan Jett in person, especially at a sex club, I would be soooo jealous.. Stupid confidentiality agreements preventing people from being able to tell the whole story!)

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Lindsay (member)
April 27, 2010 at 10:24 am Permalink Reply Report user

Loved this episode! I saw the movie last night and was totally blown away. Kristen Stewart’s acting was a pleasant surprise. Only complaint I really had? Not enough about Lita Ford.

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