Hey snow bunnies. Has it actually snowed yet where you are? It did here last week but then it was 60 yesterday and I wore short sleeves. The holidays are upon us which means we've kicked our holigay posting into high gear. This week, we had a NSFW gift guide, a food and cooking gift guide, and our ultimate gift guide. Laneia talked about kids and the holidays, we listed some of the best shit your family said last year, and we got toasted with a drink post. In television, we had Riese's Glee recap, Brittani's take on Two Broke Girls, and Jess's and Lizz's countdown on lesbian appearances on Ellen. Finally Crystal made you a high school soundtrack and Whitney brought you the hilarious and horrifying history of douching with lysol.
If you find yourself wanting to talk about food in between "Get Baked" posts, check out this group! But please, whatever you do, don't bring up bacon lube. That's all in the past now.
On Ad History: Douching With Lysol For True Romance:
The Lysol in Your Eyeballs Award to Melissa: "I was going to punch myself in the face after seeing this, but instead I might just go Lysol my vagina, or my eyes. Whichever becomes more unbearable first."
The No News Yet on Whether or Not It Can Make a Sandwich Award to AG and Sin:
On Women's Soccer Keeps Division One Standing After Dropping to Five Teams:
The Perfect Books Award to Kat: "Megan Rapinoe signed my tits. That is all."
On Mitt Romney Fought With A Gay Veteran, Gay Veteran Won:
The Ba-dum Award to dee-dee:
On Did You Hear The One About The Anti-Gay Politician Secretly Donating Sperm to Lesbian Couples?:
The Alien Drag Queens Sound Like Something RuPaul Would Like Award to Susanna and SC:
On Much Ado About Having Sex With Lesbians:
The You Are Such A Winner! Award to clemence: "haha just to clarify i’m that person who wrote that nerve piece and it was submitted before the dadt repeal. but my gf and i are absolutely open about our relationship now!"
On Listling Without Commentary: Sh*t Your Family Said Last Christmas:
The Award for the Best Grandma Ever (other than my Gma, obviously) to Blythely: "The first time I took my (Jewish) girlfriend home for Christmas and introduced her to my 80+ y/o grandmother, she squinted her tiny, old eyes at her and in her thick-ass southern drawl asked “You ain’t a Republican are ya?” Apparently Jewish + gay =ok. Repub… not so much"
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