Goooooood morning/afternoon/whatever time of day it is, young witches and wizards! So many special things have been happening at Hogwarts Autostraddle this week.
Firstly, we asked for help, and you gave it, and are still giving it, and we love you sososo much. Like, so much.
Then we've got 5 documentaries that you may want to watch, a new playlist for all your breakup needs, and Laneia did not write a mommy blog but she needs your gluten free advice.
If you believe in sexual fluidity and think you are sexually fluid, Nikki and Jill from The Real L Word want you! Riese recapped Glee in which nothing happened, and we've got a new fashion writer, Liz! She's naked underneath her clothes.
On LISTEN: Lady Gaga's Second Single "Judas" Premieres:
The EVAN RACHEL WOOD BISEXUAL Award to ash hole, yodelmachine:
On We Need Help:
The EVAN RACHEL WOOD BISEXUAL Award to terracottatoes, e:
On Delaware Makes Best Civil Unions Ever Happen:
The EVAN RACHEL WOOD BISEXUAL Award to e:
when i think delaware, i think of that picture of george washington crossing the delaware river in that boat with all those men. yup, pretty gay.
On We Love You:
The EVAN RACHEL WOOD BISEXUAL Award to dizzy, MJ:
The EVAN RACHEL WOOD BISEXUAL Award to Carmen SanDiego, maria:
On Carmen's Team Pick: This Lemonade Stand:
The EVAN RACHEL WOOD BISEXUAL Award to chantaloupe:
On The Trouble With Counting The Gays:
The EVAN RACHEL WOOD BISEXUAL Award to Lizz:
I have a strong suspicion that there exists a genderqueer warrior who also deeply believes that she was created to bake the perfect roasted ham for her eight kids. That’s just plain yummy.
The EVAN RACHEL WOOD BISEXUAL Award to EVAN RACHEL WOOD BISEXUAL:
On Playlist: Breaking Up Is Hard to Do:
The EVAN RACHEL WOOD BISEXUAL Award to doctormccoy:
adele bears so much relevance to this entire post. i will personally admit to belting out “melt my heart to stone” about ten minutes after i broke up with my boyfriend of three years. i was in a park. there were concerned parents nearby. it was like the climax to every meg ryan movie ever made.
The EVAN RACHEL WOOD BISEXUAL Award to JJules:
1. Tegan and Sara – Call It Off
2. Tegan and Sara – Call It Off
3. Tegan and Sara – Call It Off
4. Tegan and Sara – Call It Off
5. Tegan and Sara – Call It Off
6. Tegan and Sara – Call It Off
7. Tegan and Sara – Call It Off
8. Tegan and Sara – Call It Off
etc
On Sarah's Team Pick: Don't Fuck With Otters:
The EVAN RACHEL WOOD BISEXUAL Award to Kristy77:
Maybe he got pissed because he didn’t want to be “rescued”! If someone tried to “rescue” me from my “crisps” I’d go all Jackie Chan on their ass too (especially if they were Cheetos or Fritos…MMM)!
On Riese's Team Pick: Yogamazing:
The EVAN RACHEL WOOD BISEXUAL Award to buffy summers:
I saw “yoga,” “Chaz,” and “gardening” and thought this post was about my ex-boyfriend. Somewhat relieved, somewhat disappointed.
On Dear Lizzie Thinks Bi-Questioning Teen Should Just Not Think About That Right Now:
The EVAN RACHEL WOOD BISEXUAL Award to Jenissuper, terracottatoes, AG, Paper0Flowers:
On Token Lesbian Friends Are The New Token Gay Friends:
The EVAN RACHEL WOOD BISEXUAL Award to Ka, Grace_B, dizzy, L:
On Conservative Group Fears Degrassi-Induced Transgender Plague Upon Your Children:
The EVAN RACHEL WOOD BISEXUAL Award to katiebug:
So, like, do Space and SyFy have to reevaluate their programming? Because in my general experience, time travel/alien invasions/wizards are way less common than relationships that don’t fit with heteronormativity and/or the gender binary, but from the way those channels get on, you’d think that there were just robot uprisings happening all over the place.
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