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The Good Kind of Tea Party: How to Pick a Good Tea, Drink It

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Sometimes you ask us questions, and sometimes we have actual answers! This one is very appropriate for the upcoming cold season.

Q: Do you drink tea? And if you do, what kind of tea do you like and recommend someone who has just discovered the magical world of tea?

Dear Formspring questioner - I don't think Laneia drinks that much tea but HOO BOY DO I EVER. Let me just talk about this for a minute, okay?

There are roughly five kinds of tea: black, green, white, red, and oolong. Black tea is the easiest kind of tea, b/c that is like Lipton and whatever it is they give you at diners when you just ask for "hot tea please," but green tea is The Best Tea. It is super good for you and also delicious. Like really, it's fucking fantastic. There are many crazed internet sources that will claim this but instead I will link you to Andrew Weil on HuffPo because people seem to think that is 'reputable.' Anyways. Drink green tea. Also drink black tea if you like it. I do. If you drink black tea it should be Earl Grey or else we can't be friends. Put cream or lemon in it if you need to but really just drink that ok? I also really like red/rooibos tea, but that is just me, and I am unclear as to its possible amazing health benefits.

As for kinds of tea, the best is loose-leaf tea. It maybe seems pretentious/expensive at first but really it tastes so much better, I can't even tell you. It's like a different, magical drink. I like to buy mine from a locally based retailer, MEM Imports, that is really really good, their Earl Grey and Flower teas are my favorites. I've also gotten tea from Rishi that was super good, I like their Jasmine Pearl tea a lot. You can buy some in a big bag, and then choose how ever much or little you like depending on how strong you like your tea, and then put it in a tea ball or your own tea bags and go to town. Once you're sold on the loose tea thing I am also really into ForLife products; Taylor and Kelsey gave me one of these once and they are like the best-designed product I've ever seen. I want one of these pots really badly.

If you're not sold on the loose tea thing, Republic of Tea is my favorite tea that still comes mostly in bags, although it's not necessarily any cheaper. In particular I like their Ginseng Peppermint and their Ginger Peach, both the black and green kinds. They also have a nice line of "apothecary" teas that are supposed to make parts of you feel better; I have had particular success with their "Get A Grip" PMS tea, because sometimes you just wanna put your Midol in a to-go cup, yannow?

ANYWAYS Anon I hope that helped or at least was really overwhelming and made me come off as weird and obsessed. If you have any other questions let me know, clearly this is a topic I am pleased to elaborate on at length.

105 responses to “The Good Kind of Tea Party: How to Pick a Good Tea, Drink It”

  1. me. mostly

    Rooibos: world’s most fantastic tea. ever.
    that’s all.

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    1. Camille

      this!

      of course, i’m a tad biased because rooibos is south african and i’m south african and i grew up drinking this like american kids drink hot chocolate.

      mm. rooibos (that’s ROY-boss). mm.

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    2. Dina

      It’s *technically* not tea (because it doesn’t come from the Camellia sinensis plant, but it is freaking badass.

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      1. Dina

        Let’s pretend I didn’t mess up my parentheses okay

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  2. stef

    yogi tea’s himalayan apple spice.
    also teany’s coconut tea with agave nectar and soy milk.
    the end.

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  3. Brianna

    Pssst, Rachel, do you know of any coupon codes for MEM Imports/Cardullos?

    Also some of these videos from that guy at Samovar Tea Lounge seem helpful.

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    1. Crystal

      I went to a Samovar Tea Lounge in San Francisco with Riese and Alex and that place is sure serious about its tea. I ordered some sort of complicated black tea that required a special tutorial on how to pour & drink it and it gave me a few moments of anxiety. But ultimately it was worth it.

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      1. Brianna

        Everything about that place sounds awesome. Well, except the prices. If I went there during the summer I’d probably have the soy matcha shake.

        The Diggnation guys did a video there and that’s how I heard about it – http://revision3.com/diggnation/somavar

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  4. Sally

    Hush with your poncey ways!

    PG Tips, milk and enough sugar to stand the spoon up straight or IT ISN’T TEA.

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    1. RachelwasHere

      Hold the sugar and I’m with you, Sally. I’m so glad the local Indian market imports it because the 500bags I bought in England to get a free PGTips monkey didn’t last long enough.

      PGTips with milk is the key to the graveyard shift, just FYI.

      I got too spoiled on homemade chai that the monk on campus makes to ever be able to enjoy bagged chai, but homemade chai is perhaps the best tea ever. Since I can’t very well prepare it in a hotel office though, PGTips wins.

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      1. Sally

        Not just graveyard shift, PG Tips is the key to life.

        Slightly reeling from discovery that tea-making campus monks are a real thing.

        Also, I feel strangely like I need to redeem myself for slight philistinism of previous comment by displaying picture of my beloved tea caddy.

        I don’t know what else to say, all this tea talk is making me emotional.

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      2. seventeen

        oh my god, tea monks are the BEST THING EVER. I am super-jealous of your chai monk experience.
        Also, PGTips is the sex.

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        1. RachelwasHere

          You guys should def. be jealous. In addition to tea, Geshe la also provides amazing classes on philosophy and non-violence, community meditations and teachings, Momos (best. food. ever.), makes sand mandalas, and oh yes, His Holiness the Dalai Lama will be coming to campus in May.

          All of this in lil’ old Arkansas. Pretty great. And oooh that tea.

          Having a cuppa of PGTips now. It IS the sex and the key to life. You are both so right.

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          1. Sam

            PGTips is my #1 tea.

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    2. min

      Ladies, PG tips is good, but Yorkshire Tea is hands down the best Tea sold in the UK!!

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      1. Hannr

        um… Tetley’s?!

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  5. a;ex

    Rachel you are like, the perfect human being basically.

    I will need to explore more teas it looks like. I’ve always enjoyed Yogi Tea… the “bedtime” tea specifically. Earl grey, obvs always a favorite. I haven’t been into tea in awhile but omg did this bring me right back in.

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    1. InTheJunkDrawer

      I love Yogi Tea boxes. They’re always so pretty and have nice sayings and yoga poses on them and stuff. They make me feel comforted without needing to even drink the tea.

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      1. Brianna

        My yogi teabag says “love your soul.” It’s a little too corny for me to appreciate and I feel like a bad person.

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        1. InTheJunkDrawer

          That one is pretty vague. I’ve seen better ones. Don’t feel bad. I feel like a gooey cheeseball most of the time for feeling anything for cutesy phrases. But I do.

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  6. Jules

    I love how passionate you are about Tea.

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  7. InTheJunkDrawer

    I love green and oolong tea the best. Also jasmine. I used to think of tea as just slightly flavored water that did nothing for me but the more I drink it the less sugar I find myself putting in it. I feel like it’s something you enjoy more the older you get or something. Or maybe that’s just me.

    Also there are remedy teas for different ailments. The only one I know much about is ginger. It’s really strong but it can help an upset stomach, and weirdly enough helps me keep my period regular, which my body has problems doing on its own. It’s like some ancient witchcraft type thing, but it totally works.

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  8. Laneia

    AHEM i do actually drink a fuck ton of teas! i just wanted rachel to talk about them because i love rachel and i love tea so this is like, nirvana, etc.

    ALWAYS GO WITH LOOSE LEAF. ALMOST ALWAYS GO WITH GREEN.

    there’s a local tea place in phx (i know, i was also SHOCKED), White August Tea Co., where every tea is on display for your sniffing pleasure and they have approx 23847 of them to choose from AND they will ship that shit straight to your fucking door WHAT NOW.

    HERE TRY THESE THEY ARE MY FAVORITES:
    + Enlightenmint: gunpowder green tea + peppermint OMG PERFECT
    + Leaves of Fortune: roasted green tea w/ roasted hazelnuts and vanilla blossoms. TASTES LIKE TOASTED MARSHMALLOWS BUT BETTER WHAT I’M NOT EVEN KIDDING SRSLY
    + Mango Away: black tea with mangos and calendula flowers. simple, good.
    + Hello: chamomile, rose, lavender. PRETTIEST TEA. FAVORITEST TEA.
    + White Nectar: white tea, pears, plums, oranges, mangos and pineapples. obvs will not need a sweetener.

    THING I WANT TO TRY BUT HAVEN’T:
    + Russian Caravan: smoked black tea WHAT. it smells like a campfire. i’m told it’s best w/ a little milk.

    also i want a pretty teapot for christmas. also i want to try the one w/ the flower that blossoms right there in your damn cup. I WANT TO BE FANCY LIKE MARIE ANTOINETTE VIA SOFIA COPPOLA.

    having some leaves of fortune now. LOVE THIS POST, RACHEL.

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    1. Allie

      I was the one who asked this on your formspring :-D Thanks very much for your recommendation!

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  9. Lucia

    I have an extremely extensive tea collection, my current favourites are ginseng oolong (so good) and this french breakfast I got in Sydney, which is like fruity earl grey? That sounds gross, but it’s actually the best.

    A good thing about have many varieties of tea: when summer comes around, you can make ICED TEA, which is another realm entirely. I made oolong + rosebud the other day, with a tiny bit of sugar, best thing ever

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  10. Beth

    Earl Grey = NO. English Breakfast = YES! With milk and sugar or honey. Time for a third cup of the English Breakfast? I think so. Pip pip. (PG Tips is also excellent. Yes.)

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  11. Alice K

    Earl Grey is magical because of the bergamot and also the extension on the franchise. 1832 ftw.

    I don’t recognise any of the brands any of you are talking about apart from PG Tips. Do you guys have Twinings in Americaland?

    Mostly I bring it up because this ad is amazing – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdcXMMx9eJ8

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  12. Ellen

    When you say cream do you actually mean cream? Or do you mean milk? I always wondered that because outside of American TV I’ve never seen anyone ask for cream in their tea or coffee.

    And as for what kind of tea to drink – Yorkshire Tea! The website is cute! http://yorkshiretea.co.uk/

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  13. vitaminb

    you guys need to try barry’s irish tea…it is perfection. with milk. sugar if you wish. but either way,this is PERFECT tea, PROPER tea!!

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    1. stars

      UM TOTALLY I AGREE. FOREVER. I’ve moved back to NZ and I still MUST HAVE IT.

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    2. jordyn

      I swear by Typhoo tea…I’ve been drinking tea since I was 6 years old. It’s low in acidity.

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  14. Laura

    perhaps you’ve decided to make the Big Switch from coffee to tea and have 2389752 coffe filters lying around. lucky for you, coffee filters just happen to make perfect bags for loose tea. i put my loose tea in a filter, gather it up like a bag, and twist some thread around it so that it doesn’t spill everywhere.

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  15. Petra

    GREEN GREEN GREEN. I drink so much of it that I probably have more tea-polyphenols in my blood than hemoglobin.

    I also second the loose-leaf ideology–it’s so much better than pre-bagged. What can I say? I’m a sucker for quality.

    When I’m on the go, I just pack a container/baggie of leaf in my lezzie messenger bag along with a stainless-steel-mesh tea ball. Because reusable muslin bags are a pain to wash and I don’t own a mate straw.

    My favorite thing about loose-leaf is watching the tea leaves slowly unfurl in the hot water. It’s magical!

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  16. Meg

    EARL GREY yes! It is, at the moment, my favorite tea. Especially Twinings. I’ve also had “Lady Grey” which was sort of similar, but I have no idea what’s in it or what the difference is.(anyone?)
    Loose leaf is for sure the way to go by the way, I especially like chamomile loose because it’s little yellow flowers and the petals come off and are delicious and adorable.

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    1. Sally

      Lady Grey is a blend unique to Twinings and is a lighter alternative to Earl Grey with a gentle, citrus flavour.

      A light, refreshing tea, pale gold in colour and infused with the flavour of Seville orange, lemon and bergamot.

      It’s deffo fruitier, I like it a lot.

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    2. seventeen

      yes lady grey. That stuff is awesome. It’s probably my favorite black tea.

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  17. Krrru

    Ugh I just drank a cup of tea and was thinking how I want another one but probably shouldn’t before bed but then again I have a masculinities essay to finish so screw that yay for tea.

    Also the Irish drink more tea per capita than anywhere else and this is our no.1 best selling tea because its pretty much amazing so do yourself a favour and do it Irish style – http://www.foodireland.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=520202&Category_Code=lyons&Product_Count=1

    You’re welcome.

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  18. aggle

    Tea is the best. Nice write up
    I had a whole steeping time, loose leaves & tea infuser, which tea pot to buy dilemma last year
    Then I started drinking Mighty Leaf tea (in their funky biodegradable pouches) and all of that was forgotten
    I’d still like to get a fancy teapot in the future.

    All that being written, their Organic Green Dragon & Breakfast Black Tea are my favorites

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  19. e

    if you’re super poor, go outside to your nearest orange tree, pick leaves, wash em, stick them in water and heat that shit up with a stick of cinnamon, add sugar and then say ahh. anyways, this is awesome, you are awesome. AWESOME

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    1. Laneia

      WHOA THERE HANG ON that sounds fun

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    2. seventeen

      ohmifrak yes I had this once. it is AMAZING.

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    3. bizzle

      Similarly, I sometimes boil ginger, a handful of dates, and a cinnamon stick. Then you can add honey (or not bc it’s already kind of sweet). But it’s pretty tastey, makes your kitchen smell great. And makes you feel better when you’re sick.

      I usually drink a lot of black tea and oolong. I just wanted to note that if you have any chinatowns or asian areas, try to find a tea shop or herb shop there. We get tons of jasmine pearl tea by the pound for cheaper prices than fancy schmancy tea stores that way.

      All those teas everyone has mentioned sound amazing. I feel like my tea choices are so boring in comparison.

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  20. TheVegetarian

    Captain Jean Luc Picard could make any drink he wanted with his food replicator and he STILL choose Earl Grey over everything else. That’s how good it is!

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  21. stars

    I love tea a lot. Living in Ireland turned me into a mega tea drinker, and I thought I drank a lot before I moved there.As I shouted above, Barry’s Tea is the best tea ever. Pretty much any good strong black tea and I’m in. I also really like Earl Grey, especially if I’m feeling fancy and want to use my tea cups.

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    1. TimeInvariant

      Totally, i LOVE Barrys tea. Even despite the ridiculous rebranding to ‘Nambarrie’ in the UK.

      Barrys tea, with a bacon sandwich that has lashings of Dairygold butter. HEAVEN.

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      1. stars

        Haha they did that? What does Nambarrie even mean?!

        If I ate bacon, I’d be down with that. I’m down with Dairygold butter though. Like, Tayto sandwiches or…even worse/better…Birds Eye waffles sandwiches. I wish it was a Sunday in Ireland and I was hungover. Damn.

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        1. TimeInvariant

          I think it was supposed to sound Indian, lord knows what marketing ‘genius’ thought that one up. LOL.

          Tayto sandwiches…aw man…I miss Taytos so much (I live in England). They are VASTLY better than anything I can get here.

          Waffle sandwiches are the best hangover cure in the world – even if you’re in the depths of truly horrendous hangover blues – waffle sandwiches and a cuppa Barrys tea will sort you right out.

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          1. RachelwasHere

            Actually, Barry’s and Nambarrie are just two different companies, not a re-branding.

            And I will forever associate Barry’s with the hostel with the fluffiest comforters EVAH in Dublin. :)

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            1. TimeInvariant

              ah, sorry, my error then!
              I thought it was a similar thing to Taytos (republic of ireland), Taytos (northern ireland) – which have different packaging etc..

              My bad! :)

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  22. Emma

    you are so cute with your tea obsessing.
    I think I’ll go make a cup of tea now.

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  23. Jon

    OMG now I want some tea. I will have to go buy some after midnight because that’s when I leave work!

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  24. Jess G.

    Although I’m normally a coffee drinker, coffee doesn’t make you feel better when you’re sick. So at this very moment, I am drinking Sleepytime tea (cammomile). Mmmm.

    I’m also a fan of good ol’ PG Tips.

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    1. diver

      Coffee is a good enough reason for living.

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  25. diver

    The best tea I ever had was in Morocco. Those people know how to do that shit.

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  26. abby

    you know what’s even better than earl grey, in my opinion? earl grey macaroons. for real.

    i’m not a hot tea drinker (it makes me gag / i dunno why / yes, it’s tragic)…but what is your stance on tisanes? i’ve heard differing opinions about flavor, or lack thereof.

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    1. Dina

      There is such a wide variety of tisanes that it’s hard to generalize, you know? I mean, a rose blossom tisane is pretty flavorless (in my experience), but something like rosehip and hibiscus is going to have a very strong flavor.

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  27. KayDee

    Earl grey is my favorite thing in the entire world. I bought one of those e-cigarette things and I even smoke (vape?) earl grey. Also, sleepy time tea.

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  28. kd15

    Twinings English breakfast tea is the best thing in the world, I live on it, I can drink t all day every day. I don’t wake up in the morning until I’ve had my cup of tea.

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  29. Emily

    my personal favourites are english breakfast with milk and money, and lemon tea with honey. i want to drink some tea with you sometime, rachel.

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    1. K.E.H

      milk and money ftw

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      1. Emily

        lol

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  30. Abbey

    I’m in India, drinking masala chai all day longgg.
    I was in a train, we were so packed in that I couldn’t lift my arms above my waist, and still there was someone trying to sell me chai.
    I mean really, it’s mostly hot milk,
    but they fucking love their chai.

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    1. Amowls

      THIS. YES. Chai is the best — and I’m not talking about that gross sugary crap you get at Starbucks. Half milk, half water, black tea (I use Lipton because I’m poor and can steal it from work), one crushed cardamom pod (sometimes expensive but SO worth it), and sugar to taste. Put it all in a pot over medium heat until it boils and turns a lovely milky brown.

      Occasionally I drink Earl Grey or chamomile, but I can’t get over the sensation that I’m drinking hot flavored water. It might be an Indian thing – dairy is probs 50% of my diet.

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  31. TimeInvariant

    Earl Grey tea – to me it tastes like what car/travel sickness *feels* like. I’m sure there’s probably a logical explanation for that – but nevermind, I just can’t drink the darn stuff! Yuck!

    However, I do love tea – particularly a nice strong Assam – I mean super-strong, stewed till it’s black, with a little bit of milk. Green tea is pretty superb, though I’m a traditionalist, so ‘normal’ tea for me is an Assam.

    I’m quite fond of peppermint tea – it’s really good for you too, much like green tea, so there’s that feeling when you drink that you’re doing something positive for the day! :D

    And finally, I’ll wrap it up with: Yogi Chai. My gf converted me to this after years – I couldn’t get my head around the idea of so many spices in a tea. IT IS DELICIOUS. You will weep, it is THAT good.

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  32. nina

    David’s Tea is a fun place for tea enthusiasts. There are locations all over Canada, but you can buy their teas online, too. But that’s not nearly as fun as going to the store and sniffing the tins yourself!

    http://www.davidstea.com/

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    1. Alex

      I love Davids Tea!

      The shops are deadly though – I always buy more than I should because everything is so damned delicious.

      Love Tea is my absolute favourite. It can cure my PMT just by the scent from the tin. Black tea with chocolate and strawberries! Best. Thing. Ever.

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  33. eversayingnever

    Ahem. Mariage Freres – Pleine Lune. Seriously. With Tim Tems.

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    1. eversayingnever

      RARGH. Damned brain. Tim Tams.
      Although it has to be said, ‘Tim Tems’ sound like a phonetisation in the style of Her Maj. Bless her.

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  34. eversayingnever

    Phoneticisation? I need to stop now.

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  35. justcoles

    is it just me or does earl grey smell like froot loops?

    also, instead of paying a million dollars for some pms tea, steep some raspberry leaves with your favourite tea and it’ll take care of everything.

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  36. caiterd

    anyone for King Cole orange pekoe? I didn’t know about this tea until a few years back (it’s from Atlantic Canada), but it is the best bagged black tea ever! Serious, ever.

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    1. Dina

      Orange pekoe is the main thing I miss about drinking caffeinated beverages.

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  37. Hannah

    Earl Grey Creme is The Best Tea.

    Also… don’t put cream in your tea!! That is gross.

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  38. fitforafemme

    When I had my first girlfriend over for the first time, she looked at my assortment of teas and was all, “I don’t believe you anymore. How long have you been a lesbian?” I was all, “Good idea! Let’s drink some white tea.”

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  39. min

    There’s nout like a good ole English Cuppa!!

    I full expect my mother, when I eventually come out to her, to say “Best put the kettle on”

    “Cup of tea?” is the one sentence that can be used in any given situation in the UK!

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  40. Laura

    I discovered one of the best teas I’ve ever had the other day. It’s Trader Joe’s Vanilla Cinnamon Tea (the one with the lemur on the box!). I had a sample and literally turned around and picked up a box. So good! Just needs a bit of milk and no sugar. It’s smooth and slightly sweet by itself.

    I suddenly feel reminded of a scene from Go Fish. “Do want some tea? There’s some on the shelf behind you.” *camera pans to endless shelf of tea*

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  41. JAIME

    FRESH MINT TEA!!!!!!!!!

    Fresh mint sprigs + hot water = yum yum in the tum tum

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  42. Allie

    OH MY GOODNESS Y’ALL
    I AM THE AFOREMENTIONED FORMSPRING QUESTION-ASKER
    I WAS MENTIONED IN AN AUTOSTRADDLE POST, THOSE ARE MY WORDS RIGHT THERE.
    I AM AUTOFAMOUS MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

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  43. Brianna

    You guys, I just realized that if you go to the Amazon page for the tea cup w/ the infuser(which I bought and received today fyi) it tells you that other customers viewed Planters cashews, Richard Yates by Tao Lin, and a vibrator. Non-Autostraddlers who see that must get so confused.

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    1. Laneia

      !!

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    2. jenn

      that is awesome for real

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      1. Brianna

        Also listed: Rachel’s vibrator recommendation, Portia de Rossi’s book and Cool For You by Eileen Myles.

        Under Listmania! it shows a list of ‘Lesbian Memoirs.’

        Rachel has made tea gay. It’s a thing.

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  44. Brianna

    I GOT THE TEA.

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  45. Brianna

    Also this is the 100th comment and I would like to use it to thank Rachel for sending me tea. I think it might be the first loose leaf tea I’ve ever had? Anyway it’s good go buy some tea.

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  46. Lydia

    OOLONG OOLONG OOLONG! and green. and this one black tea called golden bi luo that tastes vanilla. i’m obsessed with tea. i have pots upon pots each day… i can barely afford the habit because i’m a whole, organic leaf sort of lady. but that don’t stop me.

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