Comments on: Glee 318 Recap: Choke-a-Joke

By: Jasmine

Jasmine — Mon, 07 May 2012 16:04:20 +0000

A+ recap as always Riese (I enjoyed it better than any of the actual show, yes even the one good Florence singsong bit).

And can we all just address the fact the “it’s hard not growing up with a Dad” it that I took particular offense to, it was like four seconds of ‘LOL FUCK YOU SINGLE MOMS AND GAY LADY PARENTS HAHAHAH YOUR KID WILL GROW UP BROKEN LIKE ME, PUCK, WHO FAILS AT EXAMS AND AT LIFE IN GENERAL LMAO!”

That bit was especially stupid because the only Glee staff writer that has kids (as far as I’m aware) is Ali Adler. A lesbian.

Double facepalm to you Glee, double effing facepalm.

By: Cassandra

Cassandra — Sun, 06 May 2012 12:46:26 +0000

Welcome to Santana, leave your heterosexuality at the door.

By: K

Sun, 06 May 2012 10:16:20 +0000

Speaking of fapping… This recap sent me to the Shake It Off video on Youtube, and from there I found one called Santana Hand Clap… You guise, I think I just realized I’m not as hetero as I thought. (The first sign probably should have been how much I love AS.)

By: I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE

I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE — Sun, 06 May 2012 04:07:08 +0000

First Fappers: fap fap (rest) (rest) fapafapa
Second Fappers: fap fapafap fap fap fap fap
Third Fappers: ffffffap fffffffap fapfapfap ffffffap

By: I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE

I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE — Sun, 06 May 2012 02:24:42 +0000

Next week, 43 minutes of Blaine, Kurt, Finn, Artie, Sam, Mike, Irish Breakfast, New Guy With Questionable Bathing Habits, Will, and Ryan Murphy masturbating fully nude while Beiste, Sue, Santana, Brittany, Rachel, Tina, Quinn, Mercedes, Sugar, and Emma watch and take notes. There will be no music, only musical fap fap fapping and the scritching of a symphony of number two pencils on paper. Afterwords, they will be tested via scantron on what they’ve learned. And then they will all be married to Finn Hudson and penned in a compound of cap n’ bonnet 18 century American dress dressing sister wives. And then the boys will fist bump. And then I will die inside. The end.

By: Cassandra

Cassandra — Sat, 05 May 2012 19:50:15 +0000

I have too many thoughts about this.

By: Cassandra

Cassandra — Sat, 05 May 2012 19:17:16 +0000

It also includes Taiwan as an independent country but not Tibet, which is an…interesting political position.

By: Rose

Rose — Sat, 05 May 2012 18:46:34 +0000

It feels like the exact names for some of those former Yugoslav nations change every few years.

Also I remember being really confused by Sporcle when I first started playing their geography games because they include Kosovo as a country. (There you go, there’s your free space, everyone!)

By: Rose

Rose — Sat, 05 May 2012 18:43:38 +0000

Well Brittany is bi and so she’s dated boys before and could theoretically date them in the future. (Not that I want her to be with anybody but Santana until the time, of course…)

By: Cassandra

Cassandra — Sat, 05 May 2012 18:08:30 +0000

I didn’t think I could love Autostraddle more, but there it is.

By: Paper0Flowers

Paper0Flowers — Sat, 05 May 2012 17:59:28 +0000

Shh, you’re safe here.

By: Cassandra

Cassandra — Sat, 05 May 2012 16:30:29 +0000

Just broke my “Don’t say ‘HeMo’ outside Tumblr” rule.

Oh well.

this comment was edited by the autostraddle managerettes to include the actual gif (because, let’s face it, you needed to see that chicken).