The "Autostraddle This" t-shirt will be available in a mere FEW HOURS (seriously) and we know you're pretty flippin' excited about this because you said so!
But what if the style and fit of this particular shirt doesn't suit your body? What if you're not really a 't-shirt' person? Will you just drag your sorry ass through this world without any Autostraddle gear to call your own? NO DON'T BE CRAZY. Go ahead and buy the damn shirt. While you're at it, grab some other t-shirts that you've been saving for no reason in particular. We're gonna show you how to fuck 'em up and turn them into things you like!
These are mostly no-sew projects, with the exception of a few entry-level gigs (aka 'sewing in a straight line'), and can be used to make any t-shirt better / different / something else entirely.
Books about t-shirt DIY that you will probably like:
+ T-Shirt Makeovers: 20 Transformations for Fabulous Fashions
+ 99 Ways to Cut, Sew, Trim, and Tie Your T-Shirt into Something Special
+ Save This Shirt: Cut It. Stitch It. Wear It Now!
+ Generation T: 108 Ways to Transform a T-Shirt
Check out the cute bartenders from Mason Dixon NYC sporting their cut-up Autostraddle shirts at the Rodeo Disco:
I Will Cut You
The most obvious alteration is getting rid of the sleeves. You have a couple of options here.
Cut the sleeves at an angle, keeping a couple of inches of fabric on the top, outside of the sleeve seam. The edges will curl up and you will look very sweet / 'as if.'
Cut the sleeves just on the outside of the seam. The fabric will fray but not curl, and your arms will look SUPER INTIMIDATING AND SEXY.
Cut the sleeves well into the t-shirt side of the seam. Don't be afraid to make this cut enormous - you can wear a bandeau or tank top under the t-shirt and look as sexy as the Rodeo Disco bartenders at Mason Dixon! Hottt.
Neckholes can be personalized, too!
Scoop necks are simple - just cut the collar off of the shirt, making the front lower than the back. If you want, use another shirt's collar as a guide by pinning it to the inside of the shirt you're going to cut.
The Flashdance-style neckline looks best when the front matches the back, so you can just lay the shirt flat and cut into both pieces of fabric at once (make sure you have sharp scissors for this, k?). This cut should go from one shoulder point to the other in a sort of horizontal fashion.
Cutting a deeper v-neck in the front and back is similar to the Flashdance neckline, but without the off-the-shoulder flirtiness. Again, I defer to the Mason Dixon bartenders.
via Save This Shirt by Hannah Rogge. This works best on a tighter-fitting shirt, it seems.
If you have one, put a racer-back bra or tank top on underneath the t-shirt to use as a guide.
On the top of one shoulder, mark the width of the new shoulder with tailor's chalk or a pencil. Then, on your shoulder blade, mark how far in towards the center of your back you want the sleeve to go. (You can use the racer-back top that you are wearing as a guide or create an original line.) The cut lines will be different for the front and back of the shirt.
Draw a deep scoop on the shirt's back from the seam of the shoulder to the armhole, following your marks from the previous step.
On the front of the shirt, mark a shallow scoop from shoulder seam to bottom of armhole.
Take the shirt off and cut a new armhole along the lines you have drawn, making sure to cut the front fabric and back fabric separately. Repeat for the other armhole, using the cut sleeve as a pattern. Remember that more material will be cut from the back of the sleeve than from the front.
Remove the sleeves and cut the neckhole in the style of option C above. Keeping in mind that you'll need some of the fabric left in tact for tying purposes, cut off the top half of the back of the shirt. You're going to cut down the side seams and the across the middle of the back, then cut the remaining fabric in half vertically to create ties. This will leave you with two pieces of fabric coming from both shoulders that can now be tied around the back of your neck.
Needle and Thread
This works best with an oversized shirt. You'll need to figure out what you want to do with the sleeves and neckline, but you'll definitely want to alter them somehow. Cut the oversized shirt in half (not necessarily exactly) across the waistline somewhere. You now have two halves of what used to be a very cute shirt. Good job.
Take another shirt with complimentary colors and cut the middle out of it - the area from underarm to bellybutton, for example.
Sew the band of shirt B to the middle of shirt A. Remember that the pieces must be right sides facing when you sew them to create the hidden seam, etc. You've done this before, right?
You've basically elongated shirt A via the middle of shirt B, thereby creating a cute, belted-looking shirt dress kind of thing. Do you like it? Ok!
I know this might sound insane, but it's entirely possible to make cropped yoga pants out of a t-shirt. This tutorial on Cut Out and Keep is simple and straightforward. Best of all, your shirt's logo will be safe and sound on your thighs / hips. Cute!
Cut the sleeves from a long-sleeve t-shirt and remove the bottom hem. Decide how long you want your pouch to be, add about 1.5-2" and cut the sleeve to that length. You should have a little tube of fabric. Turn this inside out and sew the bottom of the bag together.
Make two 1.5-2" (whatever you added) cuts down opposite sides of the top of the bag. Now your bag has a front and back flap and should still be inside out. For the rest of this tutorial, I've consulted How to Make Assorted Purses from Let's Make Cute Stuff by Aranzi Aronzo. I even took pictures of the book for you, which I'm 93% sure might be illegal, so.
Working with one flap only, fold both ends of the top in toward the middle about 1cm (photo #8). Fold the top of the flap down over these folds, almost meeting the bottom of the flap itself. Ironing these folds in place will make the next step much easier (photo #9).
Sew straight across about .5 cm up from the bottom of the flap (photo #10). Flip the pouch over and do the same with the other flap. When you're done, turn your pouch right side out.
For the drawstring, cut two pieces of cord, yarn, string, whatever. They'll need to be double the width of the pouch plus 2" (you can always shorten these later, no worries). Using a bodkin, safety pin or chopstick, thread one piece of cord (or whatever) from one side of the pouch, through and back around through the other side, then tie the string. Do the same from the other side of the pouch and around, tying this string together as well (photo #15).
You have made a drawstring bag. I made one once and now it holds my iPod + earbuds.
I made a bag for my sister a couple of years ago out of an old t-shirt using a variety of bag how-to's as inspiration. This tutorial from Instructables is really similar to that bag. For extra cuteness or whathaveyou, cut the hem from the sleeves of the shirt, resulting in strips, and tie them onto the straps of this bag.
Maybe the only salvageable thing about your shirt is its logo. That's cool - cut it out and hand-stitch it onto a shirt that you like. There are two ways to accomplish this: A) stitching it directly on top of another shirt (or bag or pants or freakin' anything), which gives you a chance to really play around with stitching techniques and thread colors, or B) applying the patch to the inside of the shirt and revealing it via cutout. Both of these techniques are explained in Save This Shirt or you could figure it out yourself by accessing your own ingenuity, creativity and willingness to fuck up (or succeed!).
Sorta like a patch but different. What is the first letter of your name? You should find / make a stencil of this letter, grab some leftover scraps and cut a monogrammy applique for yourself. This can be hand-stitched onto practically anything in the universe, even your girlfriend's Autostraddle t-shirt. You are so possessive, weirdo.
Don't stop at letters! Remember when Style Editor Becky introduced you to Fresh & Wholesome? You can do that, too, kids. I mean, you don't want all of your shirts to look like a preschool art project, but I think one or two wouldn't be terrible.
Speaking of scraps, those sleeves you cut off can easily be turned into headbands. Just um, put it on your head. Bam. Headband. Why don't you applique that shit with a cute little cloud or something? Yeah.
What do you think? What kind of zany tomfoolery have you attempted with a t-shirt? Can you understand these instructions? Should I drink more or less caffeine the next time I write a how-to post?