“I want to fulfill her sexually and sensually and I want to help her explore her various interests and fantasies. But I can’t even think about hitting her without conflating it with my own memories of abuse.”
You want to wow your wife on Valentine’s Day with a special date. You’ve got $200. Let’s do this!
Helpfully divided into sections by relationship status, ranging from “wife” to “the girl who isn’t even your girlfriend (… yet!).”
“Did some naked housework today like that episode of Friends when Rachel was trying to get comfortable with her own body. Luckily, unlike Friends, Ross didn’t come over and ruin it.”
The final week! Time to put all the pieces together.
How to pick up chicks, how to escape your terrible date, how to handle rejection, how to effectively fight with your girlfriend — we’ve got so much advice for y’all.
You can do a super hot striptease for your girlfriend even if you are not, in fact, a Pussycat Doll.
What do you do when your girlfriend has a secret bromance with a girl you once wanted to romance?
Getting naked at home alone, taking a field trip, spontaneous sex, doing some research and more.
“Masturbated while watching porn. The orgasms were decent, possibly because I saw my super hot ex today who could almost make me come with just a smirk.”
If you’re just starting now, welcome! It isn’t too late to catch up!
“Met some friends for drinks after work. Too tipsy and sleepy to think about sex or masturbating tonight. Will rectify the masturbation-less week over the weekend. Or at least take another one of those magical sexy baths.”
TELL US EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE.
Was I so far from the idea of trans in her head, that there was no way I could be “one of them”? Or did she refuse to make the association because there was something so wrong with being a trans woman that she could never be attracted to one?
Money makes the world go ’round and also you need it to pay for things because capitalism. So let’s talk about relationship finances after moving in together.
Because sometimes the revolution is in your pants.
She’s engaged TO him, but engaged WITH you — and you’re not sure how much more of this you can take.
Fuzzy handcuffs, matching outfits, unsafe play and more.
Definitely don’t worry about it you’re fine everything’s gonna be fine.
Dating is a bloodsport unto itself, but for me it’s gotten too real — two too many times. Here’s some advice from my bleeding heart to yours on how to deal if you ever find yourself in a sexy bloody situation.