She’s coming over for a hangout. And she’s bringing an eighth of OG Kush.
Perhaps could be more accurately titled “what bitches think about bisexuals.”
Because you can’t just say nothing before hanging up the phone.
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“When one of my lovers said that she wished she had an instruction manual for my body, I took that and responded to it pretty literally.”
“I just need to hit you with this,” said the woman at the door. She held up a rubber stamp and I held out my hand. “Well, not hit you hit you. But it is that kind of party.”
Now that I’m older, it weirds me out that an internet search on lesbian + anything turns up with porn. Massive amounts of it. And most of the stuff that comes up is terrible. Why does the internet equate “lesbian” with “explicit sex”?
The Minna Ola is a tricked out sex toy for the techie in all of us that’s great for anyone who wants a fun, quirky, versatile vibrator that’s perfect for couples play.
“When you like someone and want to be with them, all you wanna do is see their face all the time. Coincidentally, seeing someone’s face all the time is exactly how to kill a relationship softly.”
This week on NSFW Sunday: how to take sexy photos, lust and long-term relationships, losing labels and more.
In which we discuss the pros and cons of double-ended dildos at length.
Fortunately, people DO come with a user manual, you just have to verbally speak it into existence.
There was a small pile of sex toys already on the bed, but the drawer was far from empty. “This is a flogger that I made from reclaimed bike tubes,” she said, pulling out a wicked little thing and tossing it onto the bed beside me.
“It’s as if I’d grabbed one of these plastic penises off the digital shelf and used it either until I was bored or until I realized that, no matter how I angled it, this just wasn’t going to work out.”
So I inserted it into her and she literally said, the second it happened, “We are never fucking with anything else again.”
“Apologies to the chica who had to endure a reenactment of my favorite scene from Glitter.”
If the alliterative name isn’t enough to get you turned on, perhaps the knowledge that it was created by Kandi Burruss of The Real Housewives of Atlanta will do the trick!
As predictable as the seasons themselves, it’s the start of the Annual Dyke Moving Season! Hoooraaaay!