Because you can always start eating healthy tomorrow.
A train for stray dogs, lots of good news for the queer kids and parents of the world, a formal victory for Caitlyn Jenner, and more!
A not terrible sex tape, fat people in porn, whether your summer fling will last and more.
Back in August I received an invitation to the Papal arrival ceremony …a story went up, was picked up by Breitbart, and Fox News took it from there. Before long a few gay and trans folk among 15,000 guests on the White House lawn was enough to get media talking around the planet.
Food waste, bootlegs, when you fall for shows on Netflix, Margaret Cho, the motherfucking sage grouse, space whiskey, Patti Smith, it happened to [all of us], fertility treatment, opinions about things, and so much more!
“The one thing that is ‘typical’ about a day at the forge is that there is a lot of mess and noise, and that I sweat buckets and come home very dirty.”
“Just keep an eye on it and pull it out when it looks like something you think an elven queen would repin to her Pinterest cooking board.”
“In the two weeks I’ve been on the road I’ve learned to be silent and reverent in the face of nature, to see myself in mountains and peel away the layers that tug me toward them, to feel at home in endless waves of grain, to become someone new in every new place.”
An epically organized guide to some of our best work on topics including depression, anxiety, grief, eating disorders, substance abuse and other legitimately important topics.
“The photo on your cover or hanging above your article comes next. Go for broke here. Images of hairy legs in high heels or emerging from tutus are classics you can’t go wrong with, like Strauss’ Blue Danube waltz or light summery pastas with basil and garlic. The goal is to suggest that trans women must look like comical parodies of womanhood, like clueless men.”
In which ice skating is attempted and sugar is avoided.
Untangle your necklace, can your extra tomatoes, use up the last of the mustard productively, make your customer service phone calls less terrible and more!
Fiona Apple singin’ some songs, Halloween costumes for kids in wheelchairs, including black women in the fat acceptance movement, teachers of color, why Ikea makes you want to die, I’m disappointed in this one Kickstarter, television’s teen sluts, and so much more!
These fig recipes will help you get more figs into your face at every meal.
I’ve got good news for you, from Nepal to Argentina to Scotland and back!
What to do at your first orgy; horny cognitive dissonance; how to spank; how many people you’ve really had sex with; and more.
“There’s a bad taste in my mouth when white restaurant owners co-opt tacos for profits and white foodies venture for the most “authentic” tacos as a badge to show off their own expansive tastes because in both cases they’re taking parts of a culture they enjoy and commodifying it, all while disregarding the parts they don’t care for.”
There is a world in which your nails do not bleed onto paper and you don’t want to cry from how much it hurts to do anything with your hands (which is a lot of things), and it is a world you could most definitely come to live in in time.
Bodies, Barbies, “prostitutes,” Jasika Nicole’s home is so perfect, Ryan Adams, American Horror Story rejects, the Indian queer movement, frexting, get drunk at Taco Bell, and so much more! Really, much more.
I went to Tennessee and found freedom and a sense of adventure. And the best keychain ever.