The 2010 Autostraddle Hot 100 Preview

on May 11, 2010

We know you're already whet with anticipation for the 2010 Autostraddle Hot 100, which will debut on May 16th, 2010. Why? 'Cause the Autostraddle Hot 100 is a little different than other Hot 100s. The 2009 Autostraddle Hot 100 honored things/people/ideas which were literally hot; hellfire, hot tubs, grills, the Miami Heat, Hot Pockets, global warming, Hot Cross Buns, Sarah Shahi et al.

So this year we asked ourselves.... aside from actual heatstroke/swine flu, what truly does set our loins ablaze? Sure, we dig Eliza Dushku in a pencil skirt or Jennifer Beals in a tank top as much as the next lez, but nothing truly turns us on as much as another woman who dares, as we do, to openly desire other women (see also: Calendar Girls).

So we opened it up to you -- we asked y'all to submit photos of yourself or a friend so we could highlight how hot we know you are. Because you're nagging us so much, we're giving you a sneak peek today of 11 girls from next week's list!

Caito. "Genderqueered Queer." Single.

San Antonio, TX.
Marketing Student, Papa Johns Pizza Delivery Boi

[tumblr, flickr]

Brandy, 25. "Uber-Gay." Single.

Houston, TX
Artist/Student/Procrastinator/Ponderer

[facebook]

Julia, 24.

Québec City, Québec, Canada
Used Bookstore Clerk

[blog]

Lauren/"Tenny". Single.

Philadelphia, PA./Cherry Hill, NJ
Student at Temple University

Nikki Siv. 22.

Chicago, IL.

[facebook]

Baby Julie Goldman, Lezbro. 3mos.

actress/comedian/co-star of 'in your box office' on autostraddle.com
"as submitted by her best friend and writing partner in crime, Brandy Howard"

[show] [movie][blog]

Beansie, 21. Queer.

Canada

[tumblr]

Lindsay. 18. "Taken by the loveliest girl."

Atlanta, GA.
Favorite Book: The Virgin Suicides by Jeffery Eugenides

[tumblr]

Sunny, 22. Queer. Single.

Northern VA/Washington DC.
Bartender/Photography Student

[tumblr] [twitter]

Kasey/"DJ Riot", 21.

Vancouver, B.C., CA
DJ/Studying Design and Architecture
Favorite book: A New Earth
[dj riot dot com]

Stephanie, 19. Single.

New York, NY.
Film & Music Student/Aeropostale Cashier
Favorite Book: Naked, by David Sedaris

[tumblr]

67 responses to “The 2010 Autostraddle Hot 100 Preview”

Tiara the Merch Girl
May 11, 2010 at 8:26 am Permalink Reply
!!!!!
Is this list the format for the main list or will there be more info about each one?
Also: Hot photos, everybody. akldjasldja;sld
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1. riese(member)
  May 11, 2010 at 11:08 am Permalink Reply
  we’ll put in whatever information was given to us
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Feylamia(member)
May 11, 2010 at 8:29 am Permalink Reply Report user
What a mixed bunch of queerettes. Can’t wait to see the whole list, love the diversity.
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Carmen(member)
May 11, 2010 at 10:20 am Permalink Reply Report user
HOT DAMN.
OMG.
I…
wow.
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Laneia(member)
May 11, 2010 at 10:42 am Permalink Reply
three words: pizza delivery boi
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1. riese(member)
  May 11, 2010 at 2:24 pm Permalink Reply
  three words: baby julie goldman
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2. a;ex(member)
  May 12, 2010 at 1:23 am Permalink Reply
  Predictable Laneia. SO PREDICTABLE.
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Lou(member)
May 11, 2010 at 10:54 am Permalink Reply Report user
Uh oh, I didnt know people were actually taking this seriously and sending in nice photos of themselves, now im a bit embarassed, maybe I should send in one nice one to balance out the other one?! :-O
Also, it’s so nice to see such a diverse mix, nice one AS, savage beyond words!
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Maryann(member)
May 11, 2010 at 10:58 am Permalink Reply Report user
Wow, just wow. You’re all lovely, and have improved my morning by 100%.
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wasteunit(member)
May 11, 2010 at 11:03 am Permalink Reply Report user
Okay. Seriously. Ridiculous.
I’m actually happy that my friend somehow failed at cameras and messed up my photoshoot because those are some hella hot ladies and I clearly am not. Although I did have a sword and used a wind-machine.
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1. Megan
  May 11, 2010 at 2:14 pm Permalink Reply
  omg.. hahaha. I am excited to see this photo.
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ashley
May 11, 2010 at 11:08 am Permalink Reply
wow. super hot. i’m embarrassed by my own picture now. but very appreciative of the queer hotness happening here!
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Emily(member)
May 11, 2010 at 11:19 am Permalink Reply Report user
i love the mix of canadians in this! i love waking up to autostraddle every morning.
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meredith(member)
May 11, 2010 at 11:19 am Permalink Reply Report user
Shout out to “Tenny” from another Cherry Hill lez!
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1. caitlin O'Neill
  May 11, 2010 at 11:51 am Permalink Reply
  keep lezzin’ it up in jersey! shoutout from Asbury Park!
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  1. Mandy
    May 11, 2010 at 1:35 pm Permalink Reply
    jersey is definitely where its at…
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Laura(member)
May 11, 2010 at 11:40 am Permalink Reply Report user
hello! i cannot even wait for the full list.
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Jess(member)
May 11, 2010 at 12:09 pm Permalink Reply Report user
I think Autostraddle just became the #1 dating site for lesbians.
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1. Kimbit(member)
  May 11, 2010 at 1:17 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  FACT.
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H
May 11, 2010 at 1:17 pm Permalink Reply
Oh Golly! I have few words
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Sally
May 11, 2010 at 1:24 pm Permalink Reply
I love how bashful about their own pics everyone is in these comments!
Although the ladies in these pics seem almost professionally-hot, I am most looking forward to the super-creative-hot ones. There will be swords and wind machines? I am quivering with anticipatory lust already.
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1. wasteunit(member)
  May 11, 2010 at 2:21 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  No swords or wind machines. My friend didn’t focus ANY of the pictures, so I didn’t submit them. However, since you’re quivering with anticipatory lust, I’ll link to a few that might make you laugh.
  http://s11.photobucket.com/albums/a179/wasteunit/?action=view&current=swordmodelfaceblooper.jpg
  http://s11.photobucket.com/albums/a179/wasteunit/?action=view&current=swordblooper.jpg
  http://s11.photobucket.com/albums/a179/wasteunit/?action=view&current=guitarscream.jpg
  http://s11.photobucket.com/albums/a179/wasteunit/?action=view&current=pointinggun.jpg
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  1. Elizabeth (aka Elli)(member)
    May 11, 2010 at 6:47 pm Permalink Reply Report user
    Aw I love these!
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  2. Emily(member)
    May 11, 2010 at 7:16 pm Permalink Reply Report user
    LIKE
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  3. Sally
    May 12, 2010 at 5:59 am Permalink Reply
    I wanted to say awesome photos, but no, the word is SAVAGE.
    I liked the guitar one especially, I think screaming is the way forward, esp as it is what I did on mine, except it might look like I am being electrocuted instead.
    I am sadfaced you made no submission!
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Krrru(member)
May 11, 2010 at 1:30 pm Permalink Reply Report user
Well those are sexy. They could be in magazines!
I’m also feeling embarrassed that my photo was totally unprofessional now haha but whatever I’m sure there’s a few of us.
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1. LEah
  May 11, 2010 at 2:43 pm Permalink Reply
  I’m right there with ya. My gf’s is hot, but mine is a cheese smile.
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Megan
May 11, 2010 at 2:12 pm Permalink Reply
THIS is amazing.I cannot wait!
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1. Megan
  May 11, 2010 at 2:16 pm Permalink Reply
  Also. I will probably be following everyone who posts their tumblr.. hahah. Woo!
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kaylucia
May 11, 2010 at 2:23 pm Permalink Reply
oh. my. god. real queers are so much sexier than tv queers i love this!!!
bah… i sent in a pic with a gay boy in it.. not accepted, too late now.
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1. rok
  May 11, 2010 at 11:49 pm Permalink Reply
  “oh. my. god. real queers are so much sexier than tv queers”
  Yes, yes they are!
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Fiona(member)
May 11, 2010 at 2:35 pm Permalink Reply Report user
What gorgeous ladies. Sometimes, reality is smashing.
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1. TSwizzle
  May 11, 2010 at 6:32 pm Permalink Reply
  +10 points for use of the word ‘smashing’.
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Daphne
May 11, 2010 at 2:49 pm Permalink Reply
“Well hello there Justin Bieber!
No I wasn’t looking at your boobs. I was looking at your t-shirt.”
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Steph
May 11, 2010 at 3:16 pm Permalink Reply
wow, that DJ… canadian too
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Laneia(member)
May 11, 2010 at 3:28 pm Permalink Reply
the next person who says they aren’t as hot as the people in this preview is getting punched straight in the vadge. i’ve seen the other entries — y’all are smokin’. deal with it.
also, i feel like i ordered my pizza well over 45 mins ago. hope that means it comes with a free lap dance. WHAT.
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1. Daphne
  May 11, 2010 at 3:45 pm Permalink Reply
  Yeah. Everybody just zip their vagina!
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  1. Daphne
    May 11, 2010 at 3:47 pm Permalink Reply
    Euhm, I meant mouth, obvs. YOU’RE ALL BEAUTIFUL, PLEASE ALL MERRY A PENGUIN SO WORLDPEACE ACTUALLY HAPPENS.
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2. wasteunit(member)
  May 11, 2010 at 4:13 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  Is that a promise? Cause I could go for some fist / vagina action right about now. I’m so ugly. Okay, it’s go time!
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3. paperbag
  May 11, 2010 at 6:34 pm Permalink Reply
  was it delivered by a pizza delivery boi? i’m gonna be sorely disappointed next time i order a pizza, that’s for sure.
  also i am SO excited for this. and kaylucia, i wholly agree – real queers are soooo much sexier.
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Rachel B(member)
May 11, 2010 at 3:35 pm Permalink Reply Report user
Well. You all are just incredibly lovely. And that is really all that can be said.
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Fiona(member)
May 11, 2010 at 3:48 pm Permalink Reply Report user
Okay I commented like an hour ago but now these smoking hot ladies are helping me to feel better in the aftermath of David Cameron becoming Prime Minister of the UK.
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1. stars(member)
  May 11, 2010 at 7:05 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  I’m so, so sorry. Election fail.
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  1. Lou(member)
    May 11, 2010 at 8:39 pm Permalink Reply Report user
    Im sorry too, the only good thing about it all is the Facebook groups that have started up since he won, ones like “throwing eggs at David Cameron, brick shaped eggs – made from brick.” and “Hi, my name is David Cameron, you can call me Margaret.” It’s the little things I suppose!
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Kaitlyn(member)
May 11, 2010 at 4:09 pm Permalink Reply Report user
aw tenny . my sister took this picture.
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marya
May 11, 2010 at 4:28 pm Permalink Reply
If this is only the preview, I think my brain may explode from the hotness when the full feature is published.
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Stiney(member)
May 11, 2010 at 5:25 pm Permalink Reply Report user
I can’t wait for the whole list!
There’s no greater cure for pining over a straight girl than Autostraddle.
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Nikki
May 11, 2010 at 6:04 pm Permalink Reply
Hey thats me!
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1. riese(member)
  May 11, 2010 at 11:21 pm Permalink Reply
  hey! you’re hot!
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  1. Carmen(member)
    May 12, 2010 at 7:46 am Permalink Reply Report user
    Hey, I agree!
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    1. Heather
      May 12, 2010 at 9:21 am Permalink Reply
      I know Autostraddle won’t rank submissions, but there could easily be a #1 by your name.
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2. Megan
  May 16, 2010 at 1:22 am Permalink Reply
  Okay, you might not see this since this post was like four days ago.. but! I clicked on your facebook for the hell of it and we had a few mutual friends in common.. one of them being my best friend of 6 years! Cassandra La Cour. Smaaaaall freakin’ world.
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awoodyo(member)
May 11, 2010 at 6:28 pm Permalink Reply Report user
… … … XD YAAAAAAY!
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Fit For A Femme(member)
May 11, 2010 at 7:43 pm Permalink Reply Report user
HOTSAUCE!
I can’t wait for the rest. Gimme gimme.
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sinbad
May 11, 2010 at 7:46 pm Permalink Reply
wow, dj and caito…
all of them actually.
i love love love this life!
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origamic_heart(member)
May 11, 2010 at 8:18 pm Permalink Reply Report user
Wow!! Gorgeous people.
Can’t wait to see the Hot 100!
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Ali G(member)
May 11, 2010 at 9:43 pm Permalink Reply Report user
Wow Autostraddle readers are hawt – can’t wait for the complete list! Tenny gets extra credit for the Justin Bieber tee.
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Steph
May 11, 2010 at 10:30 pm Permalink Reply
Hawt damn. Uhn.
That’s all I have to say at this time.
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Edilma(member)
May 11, 2010 at 10:38 pm Permalink Reply Report user
I want that Justin Bieber t-shirt. That’s all
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1. Jon(member)
  May 13, 2010 at 3:52 am Permalink Reply Report user
  i kinda want the girl in the shirt … but without the shirt
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Edilma(member)
May 11, 2010 at 10:43 pm Permalink Reply Report user
P.S. Can’t wait.
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Brandy(member)
May 12, 2010 at 12:13 am Permalink Reply Report user
I have nothing ironic to say. I like the girl with the X on her neck..
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Carmen(member)
May 12, 2010 at 7:57 am Permalink Reply Report user
It’s like when I was a kid in a toy store. I was “OOOH I WANT THIS!!!” and then I saw something else, like the ninja turtles or whatever and went “OOOOOOH NOOO… THIS IS WHAT I WANT!”ad infinitum.
(I think after hours of indecision I’d leave the toy store with the Julia box set ifyouknowwhatimean… maybeishouldntsaythatsincesheisarealpersonwhoreadsautostraddle… sorry.)
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1. rok
  May 12, 2010 at 7:06 pm Permalink Reply
  I picked her first!
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Lou(member)
May 12, 2010 at 8:35 am Permalink Reply Report user
Aw no, I just realised that volcanic ash cloud pending i’ll be in South Africa trying not to be eaten by a hippo and/or giraffe when this is out, shame, but at least im spared any possible mortification! Instead of me being there at the time im going to say what I know id say when all the photos are actually up on the 16th-> Fucking hell your all stunning, can all of you book a plane to Dublin immediately and i’ll bring you for pints thankyou in advance, Lou.
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Jon(member)
May 13, 2010 at 3:55 am Permalink Reply Report user
awww…i thought about sending a pic, but i talked myself out of it. hey Lauren, how’s it?
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Kasey Riot
May 15, 2010 at 9:15 pm Permalink Reply
Thanks for putting me up ladies!
Riot.xo
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