In case you were thinking that Nat Garcia only dates older women, THINK AGAIN. Once upon a time, in fact, she dated a young lady by the name of Malia.
In this episode of Autonatic Natalie L-in More 'Cause There's So Much to L, Nat demonstrates her adorableness in the following ways:
1. Driving a VW Beetle
2. Wearing cute sunglasses
3. Saying "I wanna just squeeze 'er!"
4. Having a dog
5. Going to the park
6. Calling someone out for wearing a beanie (that's "tuque" in Canadian)
7. Various other things
Now that I've impressed you with my dual language skills and list-making abilities, it's time you turn your attention to Nat and her ex-gf, Malia, whose name I am possibly misspelling. Nat discusses what it is she finds so darned attractive about older women (their disinclination to move to Boston or Colorado, for example) and Malia explains the Seven Levels of Dating (1. Hanging Out - 7. Moving In). Does Nat still have a crush on Malia? Will the dog run away? Are black skinny jeans the new cargo shorts?
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Let's play a game! Can you find all of the gay stuff in this picture of Nat and Malia in the park? 'The park' doesn't count, and nobody is sitting on the fence, so don't even try it.
Did you get them all? Here are the answers!
Not a day goes by that I don't thank the universe for Showtime and their amazing production value and strong sense of self. Without you, Showtime, who would we be? No shhh, don't. I can't even think about it.
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