Sarah

Before sex, during sex and after sex. Sex, sex, sexy sex.

I emerged from the winter of my dating discontent with a few good rules, which are probably more like guidelines since I’m genetically incapable of following rules. So here they are…in all their fucked up glory. My four new rules for dating.

Get your face out of that turkey’s a** and pay attention to your girlfriend.

Have you gotten over the giant hurdle of learning how to meet people/women? Are you now faced with the enormous task of convincing those people/women to stick around — properly? Lesbians have failed at romance long enough, it’s time you learn how to do it up right. We’ve got a post for that!