“Agatha Christie called and she wants her plot-line back.”

PAJAMA JEANS!

Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard saw the Hangover Part Douche, and it was right up Nacho’s proverbial alley. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll laugh some more.

It’s season two, b*tches, get ready to get dark. We’re back. Real dark.

“Obviously we’re gonna sound dumb, inarticulate, offensive, probably discriminatory, very middle class, uneducated, ill-informed, don’t read, only watch Joy Behar…”

Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard have celebrity wine from JD & Sia. What do you have. Put your shirt on. No don’t.

This fall, nothing and no one will be the same. It’s Julie and Brandy: In Your Box Office Season Two! A tour de force!

What happens on the red carpet and behind-the-scenes of the 2010 VH1 Do Something Awards when musical comedy legend Julie Goldman and Goldman Guest Brandy Howard sneak a camera backstage to “lez up the place”? Let’s talk fashion with Pete Wentz, rehearse with Jane Lynch, and pet Kathy Griffin’s dogs, shall we?

The final word in angry gay movie reviews is here… Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard (of “Julie and Brandy in Your Box Office”) give THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT a very serious, non-frivolous TWO FISTS!! Once we get around the pink elephant cock in the room, we’ve got a serious redefining of the female protagonist archetype going on.

Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard saw Sex and the City 2 AND THEY LOVED IT. JK! They hated it. Watch the edgiest, funniest, sexiest, dirtiest most excellentest lesbian webseries on the internet and laugh so loud you get fired from your job. DO IT I DARE YAH

Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard are hosting the dirtiest, funniest, sexiest lesbian webseries on the internet. Well, it’s better than Hot Tub Time Machine for sure. Episode Five features winterwear, dancing, fingering and other funny delights.

Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard of “Julie & Brandy in Your Box Office” have something very special to tell you in this touching PSA. Pull up your piano.

Julie and Brandy saw “The Runaways,” so it’s time to whip out the sex, drugs and rock’n roll and celebrate this monumental achievement in homosexy filmmaking. With extra laughter if you need to laugh more.

Third epsiode of “Julie & Brandy in Your Box Office” is one week early! Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard go see “Shutter Island,” do an amazing reenactment, and find Rachel Solando who disappeared through the walls.

Hey it’s Monday, wanna LAUGH YOUR A** OFF? In the second episode of Autostraddle’s original webseries “Julie & Brandy In Your Box Office,” celesbian comedian Julie Goldman and actress Brandy Howard check out Paranormal Activity and do their own all-lady version w/original song “Paranormal Activia,” based on the yogurt.

In the world premiere episode of Autostraddle’s original webseries “Julie and Brandy In Your Box Office,” starring Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard, the girls check out James Cameron’s Avatar, share their feelings, and re-enact the movie for you. GET READY TO LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF.