Emily

“4. an expensive chess board”

Your branches look mighty fine today.

In 2011 we redesigned the comment awards too. They’re shinier, just like your hair.

This intern needs an intern to write her excerpts.

There’s a party in my bedroom all night long.

Ya’aburnee – Arabic – Both morbid and beautiful at once, this incantatory word means “You bury me,” a declaration of one’s hope that they’ll die before another person because of how difficult it would be to live without them.

You’re beautiful no matter what they say.

This is a music video starring Margaret Cho and Tegan & Sara Quin. What else do you need.

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay.

Disclaimer: nothing on Autostraddle is written by Joss Whedon. Feel free to be really, really mad about that but don’t expect a comment award.

“It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just much to stand up to our friends. I therefore award ten points to Mr Neville Longbottom.”

Maybe you think it’s stupid because it’s just a book and Harry Potter doesn’t exist. Well, he does for me. And I’m a better person because of it.

EXCERPTS ARE HARD WHEN YOU’RE TIRED. Just come get your awards and sit down.

OK Go are notorious for making intense(ly choreographed) music videos. Their new video for “Last Leaf” was made with burned toast. Check it out:

Come sleep on my couch, I love you, it’ll be alright.

Nobody said anything about Harry Potter this week.

My favourite topics include Harry Potter, Canada, and Pokemon. Let’s talk about it.

There is a surprise coming out story somewhere in the middle of this post. See if you can find it. Happy Friday! xoxoxo

Build a wall of comment awards between us in our bed.

Omg you are all so funny and smart and your hair is shiny, have an award or 10.

John McCain sucks. Let’s draw pictures on his face. Lady Gaga 2012. Dykes. ON CARDSTOCK! Happy birthday Riese.

This excerpt tells you that the author of this post wrote it entirely with one hand in a bowl of popcorn, would like to give awards to almost everyone but is slightly crazy and overworked like everyone else on this site/planet, and wishes we could all just get along.

I made these awards for you with my fingertips. Actually you guys are the funny ones, so I guess you made your own awards.

Emily Choo takes over the comment awards like Google takes over your life. Except Google doesn’t give you an award that makes you feel all shiny and gay inside. (or maybe that’s next?)

More comment awards full of love and hilarity. And dirty, dirty bisexuals.