Emily

Is it significant that I eat bananas as I write this?

That’s ‘shit’ like the poop, ‘Harper’ like the poop, and ‘did’ like what Harper does with shit, ‘dot com’ like what you do on the internet.

I’m confused a lot, but happy Friday!

And not taking any breaks because breaks are for SUCKERS.

You think your life is hectic? Read this first.

Read the Dinah Shore Liveblog so you can find out what Autostraddle is doing at GirlBar’s parties.

In which five of us talk about our favorite poet ever. “Those of us who think we know / the same secrets / are silent together most of the time.”

Did you know that Gertrude Stein and Mina Loy were friends? Do you even know who Mina Loy is? I didn’t until about ~5 days ago.

For the fourth time in seven years, Canada is going to have a federal election. This one is slated for May 2, mark it on your calendars, Canadians!

A new song every day!

and you need a hug.

Lesbians on the teevee, pure poetry week forever.

I don’t want to write my essay, so here’s some Charles Bukowski poems.

Please say you love me back.

The award for laziest comment award ceremony goes to… me!

“e.e cummings is also really hard to read aloud because of his weird use of syntax. He’s kind of like Yoda but more sexual.”

Four for you, Autostraddlers!

So many awards, so little time.

In which we discuss our haircut, how it affects our daily lives, and the benefits of rooftop hairstylists. ALSO HELLO I HAVE A PONYTAIL.

“You are a fool, Harry Potter, and you will lose everything.” – Lord Voldemort

Yeah, that’s right, if passed through the Senate, trans and genderqueer people would be able to see themselves in the law as equal to every other Canadian citizen, and crimes motivated by transphobia would be potential hate crimes.

We were stuck out in your car.

I hope you appreciate the massive number of awards I give out each week.

New Iron & Wine music! eee!

“INTERNET!!!!!!”