Crazy Sexual Practices, the UK’s “Joy of Teen Sex” show, NY Mag’s depressing porn issue, literary sex scenes and Anonymous Sex Toy Reviewers do Lelo.

I plan on spreading chocolate sauce all over my body and eating strawberries off my knees this Valentines Day. You?

We want your funny sex stories and also, a review of a giant purple dong. That’s not all though, there’s other stuff too.

Searching for signs of Queer Life at the Year’s Biggest Adult Entertaiment Expo. Also: monogamous people drink more than poly people, teens in Japan don’t think about sex enough, and American Apparel has an ad. You know how it is.

we recommend five queer sex blogs, nerve.com has a true story of how one girl totally verified she was a lesbian and The Atlantic tackles porn.

Whatcha looking at? Is it ‘art’? Is it ‘sexy’? Are there ‘girls’ in it? These websites, blogs and online galleries are better than whatever you are looking at now.

2010! What a year! We look back at the world’s favorite ‘lesbian sex’ moments and also recall all of the lovely sex talks we’ve had this year. Extra photos, extra text, extra linkage, extra hotness, because it’s the day after Christmas so we should all be jolly or whatever.

It’s [day of the week]. We thought we’d share this.

Can you get yourself or another female ‘off’? Do you find kissing to be an erotic experience? Do you know what a “bottom” is? Then you’re five steps ahead and should really not be keeping that information to yourself.

WE WON A THING

Want to drink alcohol, have photographs taken of you in flattering lighting, and rub elbows/knees/heads/shoulders with Calendar Girls and other really really really super-fun lesbians and lesbian-appreciators? PARTY WITH US DECEMBER 17TH FOR THE 2011 CALENDAR LAUNCH PARTY WITH PYT PRODUCTIONS OMG

It’s Sunday. Do you know where your lesbian sex machine is. That’s a trick question. Best Lesbian Sex Scenes according to someone other than us, “Best Friends” get close, Taylor Momesen suggests that you masturbate, and you can make a map. A special map.

Who wants Eileen Myles’ fist for Kwanzaa? If you don’t, we have lots of other ideas including a pretty incredible 500 words on strap-ons, I think. Also other stuff. The ushe.

“I go to bed like I used to go to karate.”

“You mentioned earlier sex after lots of boxed wine…”

It’s Sunday Afternoon, do you know where your clit/orgasm/threesome is?

There’s more than one way to straddle a lady. Probably still only one way to skin a cat though. Not sure.

Why have sex when you can read about sex and look at sexy photos? That’s what we thought too.

Birds do it, bees do it, even lesbians in trees do it. Let’s do it, let’s make love in the women’s restroom or in the parking lot of someone else’s grandparent’s retirement community

Who doesn’t love sex? Lesbians who have to work in the morning, probably for brunch. No everybody loves lesbian sex. That’s why we’re here right.

Straight women want to do you, naked models in boots, a topless Lilo situation, things that look like vaginas, Sex Blogger Calendar 2011, Suicide Girls horror! Are you still reading this? Did you have sex with a woman this week? You should write about it on the internet so we can link to it next Sunday!

Do you remember your very first time? I think I was drunk, idk. Lesbian sex lesbian sex sex sex sex google lesbian sex. Also Camille Paglia says Lady Gaga is the death of sex, Cybersex in 1999 and heaps more lesbian sex sexytime.

People really do scissor, y’all. And 69′ing? It’s fully a thing. ‘a thing.’ Also; 100 words for/about tribadism, open relationships, and A-cup pride… and a tumblr we really, really, really like.