Comments on: Stars ARE Just Like Us! Jillian Michaels Is NOT Shagging Her Straight Best Friend

By: JentheJew

JentheJew — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 21:26:57 +0000

I would be like “excuse me, you can’t be a crazy nutjob because you look like Sarah Silverman, so shape up, OKAY??”

Which is probs why I am single.

By: RachelwasHere

RachelwasHere — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 21:14:41 +0000

Don’t be. It turns out, looks aren’t everything. I wonder why no one ever tells you that. Huh…

By: JentheJew

JentheJew — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 19:02:48 +0000

A momentary lapse in judgement! Sarah and I are meant to be always and forever!

I would love to date a girl who looks like Sarah Silverman, so I AM JUST A BIT JEALOUS

By: RachelwasHere

RachelwasHere — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 19:00:56 +0000

Sarah would love me despite my non-Jewishness. She dated Kimmel for ages after all (“Daddy thinks Jesus is magic”).

I am pretty sure that the resemblance between my ex and Sarah Silverman is a large part of why we stayed together so much longer than we ever should have.

By: JentheJew

JentheJew — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 18:46:13 +0000

Um, Please do not interrupt our JEWISH HOMOGAY LOVE, Rach.

By: laura

laura — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:23:15 +0000

haha yeah it is, this was just the first one i saw and i got excited.

By: Megan

Megan — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 14:56:29 +0000

I hope Just Beiber is the new default icon.. hahaha because I’ve seen it more than once. Unless its coincidence? Say it ain’t so!

By: Megan

Megan — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 14:52:34 +0000

Hahah, so glad I’m not the only one who had that reaction. She is fantastic.

By: Niklas

Niklas — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 09:43:16 +0000

“…I would go to clubs and meet hot girls, but so many of them would think they know who I am or start shaking and want a photo with me.” Suddenly I feel kind of bad for Tegan… I for one would totally start shaking if I ever met her, and if she started putting any kind of moves on me I’d probably pass out (this is purely hypothetical though as I’m not a hot girl but just a small Justin Beiber).

By: rrrrrrrredhead

rrrrrrrredhead — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 02:51:46 +0000

I feel like I mostly love Jillian Michaels because of her mouth. It’s filthy in a figurative way – probs literal too. But this story makes me love her more. And way to rock facebook!

By: RachelwasHere

RachelwasHere — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 02:14:15 +0000

Um, I don’t know what it is you want to do, but none of the things I want to do to Sarah Silverman are terrible at all. In fact, I’m pretty sure she’d enjoy them all quite a lot. CALL ME SARAH.

By: Tiara the Merch Girl

Tiara the Merch Girl — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 01:49:16 +0000

Oh man, I’m seeing Gaga tomorrow night (she performs here TONIGHT and tomorrow) and I hope she’s OK! *brings hot chocolate*