20 Drake Lyrics I’ve Changed To Be Applicable To My Life

By Carmen and Brittani

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1. The Ride

I mean, sure, there’s some bills and taxes I’m still evading
But I blew seven dollars on a burrito and I feel amazing
(alt: But I blew twenty bucks on mimosas and I feel amazing)


2. Too Much

Still thinking ’bout it too much, too much, too much, too much


3. Dreams Money Can Buy

I got company coming over, would it kill me to put some pants on?


4. 5 am in Toronto

Where you think I’m at when I ain’t with you? Napping. Not doing shit ‘cuz I ain’t got a budget.


5. The Motto

How ya feel, how ya feel, how ya feel? Over 25 looking for my next meal.


6. Underground Kings

Tweeting instead of talking, that’s all I’m really good for.


7. Where to Now

I switch girls as much as my mom switch churches.


8. Best I Ever Had

Sweatpants, hair cut, chilling with no make-up on. That’s when I’m the comfiest. I’m hoping that’ll turn you on.


9. Loving You No More

Trying not to overthink. That’s only possible if I’ve had a lot to drink.


10. The Language

She just wanna sleep and cry, I said, “Girl, that’s all that we do.”


11. Trophies

What’s the move? Can I tell the truth? If I was doing this for you then I’d still have a lot to prove.


12. Ignorant Shit

And me doing them shows getting everyone nervous, ‘cuz them lesbians gone have to get along with them hood niggas.


13. From Time

I hate me. I hate me enough for the both of us.


14. Take You Down

I be on some B shit. I be on some B shit. Got my keys, phone, wallet, and vaseline shit. I’m me bitch.


15. Underground Kings

Took my ass to class, I’m who u should try to be like. On this shit for black nerds, it’s bout time they knew what we like.


16. Show Me a Good Time

Young and broke and always in control.


 

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17. Started from the Bottom

Started from the bottom, I’m still here. Started from the bottom, how my whole team chillin’ here.


18. Worst Behavior

Where I reside, it looks like a shack inside. Bitches, where your shit from? ‘Cuz I thrifted mine.


19. Hate Sleeping Alone

I’d rather be with you, but you are not around. So I’mma go on Tumblr because I’m feeling down.


20. No New Friends

I stay down with my Klub Deer niggas and we at Camp screaming, “No new friends, no new friends, no new friends no no new.”

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Brittani Nichols is a Los Angeles based comedy person. When she's not tweeting about white people or watching television, she's probably eating pizza. Actually, she's probably doing all three of those things concurrently and when she's not doing THAT, she's sleeping. Brittani also went to Yale and feels weird about mentioning it but wants you to know.

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    For some reason I completely ignored the “I’ve changed” portion of the title and thought I was reading actual Drake lyrics…and I was so confused as to why I had never caught them in his songs.

    Then I realized what was happening. Now I think I should sleep.

    I’m going to conclude by saying Drake should change his lyrics.

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    i’m fighting with someone right now, and may never speak to her again. the past week i’ve just been humming this line from Drake’s Worst Behavior to keep me motivated to not give in and contact her. “motherfucker never loved us motherfucker never loved us” (he repeats that line over and over.) i just change us to “me” as i don’t have a dual personality.

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