20 Lesbionic Homoerotic Christmas Stock Photographs

Stock photography is always weird, but it gets especially weird for the holidays. And where there's weird, there's guaranteed to be some serious sexual tension between unsuspecting stock photography models. With deep gratitude for Getty Images and other creators of fine stock imagery all over the world, we present...

20 Lesbianish Homoerotic Stock Photographs

haha no baby the one i got you from babeland is so much bigger

do you want to make this a triad or not, velma?!!!

do you want to make this triad work or not, velma?!!! i thought you were open to new experiences!

i'll give you a hint - it isn't pants

totally eating you out later

this bow is just a sneak preview of what's lurking behind this gigantic belt buckle

nope, still not into men

i'm really not sure what to say about this

not really sure what to say about this, besides 'nice scarf'

they look just like my girlfriend's

i've got a secret santa present for you between my legs

omg petals it's like georgia o'keefe 2.0

yay giant boxes!

i'm sorry gertrude, this shit just isn't dapper

hey girl, wait just a minute and you'll get to meet my alter ego, coco

if you're thinking what i'm thinking, you're thinking it's time for our annual christmas duet of the melissa etheridge's "christmas (baby please come home)"

if you're thinking what i'm thinking, you're thinking it's time for our annual christmas duet of the melissa etheridge's rendition of "O Night Divine"

don't stress, we're lipstick lesbians

later let's do it with the Bend Over Beginner Anal Kit

later when everybody's asleep let's do it with the Bend Over Beginner Anal Kit

oh my god it's twice the size of our mr. bendy!!

thanks so much, ok cupid

for me and nikki, every holiday is international fisting day!

actually, this is pretty straightforward

20 responses to “20 Lesbionic Homoerotic Christmas Stock Photographs”

Ashley (member)
December 24, 2012 at 6:50 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

Oh my god.
You really took me down at “thanks so much, ok cupid.”

Please, someone make lesbian okcupid testimonial commercials in the style of that photo.

That is all I want for Christmas.

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1. K (member)
  December 24, 2012 at 8:18 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user
  
  Oh god, the one on the right looks SO BORED.
  
  “I’m… I’m just waiting until after the holidays to break up with her, k? She just looks so pretty with that tiny Santa hat falling off her head!”
  
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  1. Ashley (member)
    December 24, 2012 at 8:35 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user
    
    Nailed it!
    
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Kelly (member)
December 24, 2012 at 6:52 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

The last one I didn’t get. How are they lesbians? Obviously they are just friends who like their hands in close proximity of one another’s behinds.

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1. riese (member)
  December 24, 2012 at 6:58 pm Permalink Log in to reply.
  
  it’s possibly the straightest photo on the list
  (i’m serious)
  
  Wow! 27
naiiimah (member)
December 24, 2012 at 7:17 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

lololol “THIS BOW IS JUST A SNEAK PREVIEW OF WHAT’S LURKING BEHIND THIS GIGANTIC BELT BUCKLE”

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1. Trombonist (member)
  December 24, 2012 at 8:31 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user
  
  Could it possibly bring a whole new meaning to *packing* your Christmas gifts?
  
  OK that was a horrible joke. I’m going to go hide in shame now.
  
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Adrian
December 24, 2012 at 7:57 pm Permalink Log in to reply.

No way that last one is stock photography.

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Ria
December 24, 2012 at 7:58 pm Permalink Log in to reply.

Riese, I too thought that was the straightest photo of the bunch (no seriously)

And then the dirty part of me said no wait a second she is gunna use that candy cane on her gf as an early Christmas present..

I am conflicted.

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K (member)
December 24, 2012 at 8:26 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

I love # 4&6.

#9 –
Dear Santa,
May I please have the shoes on the left??
Oh, and the legs. Maybe just the whole girl?
Feel free to avoid the whole under-the-tree thing and just drop her off in my bed. kthx.
Merry Christmas.

Love,
Kimberly.

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Hazel
December 24, 2012 at 10:32 pm Permalink Log in to reply.

I love the fisting one, it’s hilarious. Completely impressed with whoever came up with that caption.

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1. A
  December 25, 2012 at 1:00 am Permalink Log in to reply.
  
  I agree! I literally laughed out loud XD
  
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2. riese (member)
  December 25, 2012 at 4:09 pm Permalink Log in to reply.
  
  thanks!
  
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JB (member)
December 24, 2012 at 11:19 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

I found this article during the Christmas Eve sermon at church and proceeded to read it on my phone. Best sermon ever! Thank you baby Jesus!

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1. Meghan (member)
  December 25, 2012 at 5:50 am Permalink Log in to reply.Report user
  
  Baby Lesbian Jesus?
  
  (I probably should not make that joke on Christmas.)
  
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Kimbo
December 25, 2012 at 9:08 am Permalink Log in to reply.

It’s like having two Lesbosexy Sundays in one week. Thanks Autostraddle!

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Mary (member)
December 25, 2012 at 12:19 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

this was just delightful.

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Emily (member)
December 25, 2012 at 11:08 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

The only thing gayer is all the stock photography of women eating salad and laughing. (http://womenlaughingalonewithsalad.tumblr.com/)

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Sar (member)
December 26, 2012 at 5:55 am Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

giant boxes, i cant

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Xandra
January 12, 2013 at 5:46 pm Permalink Log in to reply.

Is it bad that I keep picturing the “now kiss” meme for each one of these?

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