20 Lesbionic Homoerotic Christmas Stock Photographs

Stock photography is always weird, but it gets especially weird for the holidays. And where there’s weird, there’s guaranteed to be some serious sexual tension between unsuspecting stock photography models. With deep gratitude for Getty Images and other creators of fine stock imagery all over the world, we present…

20 Lesbianish Homoerotic Stock Photographs

haha no baby the one i got you from babeland is so much bigger

haha no baby the one i got you from babeland is so much bigger

do you want to make this a triad or not, velma?!!!

do you want to make this triad work or not, velma?!!! i thought you were open to new experiences!

i'll give you a hint - it isn't pants

i’ll give you a hint – it isn’t pants

totally eating you out later

totally eating you out later

this bow is just a sneak preview of what's lurking behind this gigantic belt buckle

this bow is just a sneak preview of what’s lurking behind this gigantic belt buckle

nope, still not into men

nope, still not into men

i'm really not sure what to say about this

not really sure what to say about this, besides ‘nice scarf’

they look just like my girlfriend's

they look just like my girlfriend’s

i've got a secret santa present for you between my legs

i’ve got a secret santa present for you between my legs

omg petals

omg petals it’s like georgia o’keefe 2.0

yay boxes!

yay giant boxes!

i'm sorry this shit just isn't dapper

i’m sorry gertrude, this shit just isn’t dapper

i sure hope she's ready for coco

hey girl, wait just a minute and you’ll get to meet my alter ego, coco

if you're thinking what i'm thinking, you're thinking it's time for our annual christmas duet of the melissa etheridge's "christmas (baby please come home)"

if you’re thinking what i’m thinking, you’re thinking it’s time for our annual christmas duet of the melissa etheridge’s rendition of “O Night Divine”

fit for a femme

don’t stress, we’re lipstick lesbians

later let's do it with the Bend Over Beginner Anal Kit

later when everybody’s asleep let’s do it with the Bend Over Beginner Anal Kit

oh my god it's twice the size of our mr. bendy!!

oh my god it’s twice the size of our mr. bendy!!

thanks so much, ok cupid

thanks so much, ok cupid

for me and nikki, every holiday is international fisting day!

for me and nikki, every holiday is international fisting day!

 

actually this is pretty straightforward

actually, this is pretty straightforward

 

 

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    Riese, I too thought that was the straightest photo of the bunch (no seriously)

    And then the dirty part of me said no wait a second she is gunna use that candy cane on her gf as an early Christmas present..

    I am conflicted.

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    I love # 4&6.

    #9 –
    Dear Santa,
    May I please have the shoes on the left??
    Oh, and the legs. Maybe just the whole girl?
    Feel free to avoid the whole under-the-tree thing and just drop her off in my bed. kthx.
    Merry Christmas.

    Love,
    Kimberly.

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