16 Animal-Related Euphemisms For Cunnilingus

It seems to be a thing of some kind.

  1. barking at the ape
  2. bird washing
  3. gorilla in the washing machine
  4. growling at the badger
  5. munching the bearded clam
  6. clam lapping
  7. clam diving
  8. anything to do with clams, really
  9. pug noshing
  10. smoking the fur
  11. licking the beaver
  12. cleaning the cage out
  13. cleaning the fish tank
  14. monster munching
  15. eating squirrel
  16. kissing the Wookiee

All found in Outbursts!: A Gay and Lesbian Erotic Thesaurus, by A.D. Peterkin, and on cakeandcunnilingus.com.

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          So this makes me the gorilla? Should I offended? But she’s the washing machine? So she should be more offended? Is there a Jane Goodall joke somewhere in here? Always confused.

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          Isn’t it the other way around? Wouldn’t you be the washing machine and she’d be the gorilla? Because of, well, circles? o___0
          But, yeah, why a gorilla? A Vause in a washing machine sounds better to me :3

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          If watching porn is an anthropological study, then I’ve got enough credits to receive my doctorate any day now.

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